Meme thingy
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So, I saw this meme thingy on a friend's journal and it looked like it could be fun.
Comment with a number, and a pairing/two or more characters, and I'll try to write you a ficlet or drabble.
1.“Come over here and make me.”
2.“Have you lost your damn mind!?”
3.“Please, don’t leave.”
4.“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
5.“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
6.“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
7.“I almost lost you.”
8.“Wanna bet?”
9.“Don’t you ever do that again!”
10.“Teach me how to play?”
11.“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
12.“I think we need to talk.”
13.“Kiss me.”
14.“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
15.“So, I found this waterfall…”
16.“It could be worse.”
17.“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
18.“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
19.“The paint’s supposed to go where?”
20.“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
21.“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
22.“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
23.“Just once.”
24.“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
25.“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
26.“I got you a present.”
27.“I’m pregnant.”
28.“Marry me?”
29.“I thought you were dead.”
30.“It’s not what it looks like…”
31.“You lied to me.”
32.“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
33.“Please don’t do this.”
34.“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
35.“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
36.“I wish I could hate you.”
37.“Wanna dance?”
38.“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
39.“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
40.“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
41.“You did all of this for me?”
42.“I swear it was an accident.”
43.“YOU DID WHAT?!”
44.“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
45.“Tell me a secret.”
46.“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
47.“No one needs to know.”
48.“Boo.”
49.“Well this is awkward…”
50.Writer’s preference
Fandoms available - Torchwood, Doctor Who (the New Who Doctors and Companions only, because I'm not good at the earlier companions and I know nothing of the Big finish characters), FAKE, FMA as long as its fairly early in the series, first 4 volumes say, Stargate SG-1, Buffy and Angel, Sanctuary, Also willing to have a go at Eureka, Castle, Criminal Minds, M*A*S*H, Babylon 5, Original series Star Trek, Macgyver.
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Date: 2016-04-23 07:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-24 02:23 pm (UTC)JJ lay there on the hard concrete, face pale, blood seeping from his shoulder.
“Drake?”
“It’s okay, buddy, I’m here.”
“It hurts,” JJ whispered in a faint voice. “I’ve never been shot before. I don’t like it.” His voice trailed off into silence.
“JJ? Stay with me, you’ve gotta keep your eyes open, stay awake and talk to me.” Drake slapped lightly at JJ’s cheek, letting out a breath of relief when blue eyes opened and peered up at him.
“Am I going to die?”
“No, dammit! You’re gonna be fine, just stay with me, because so help me JJ, if you die on me I’m gonna kill you.” Drake didn’t care how ridiculous he sounded; the only thing that mattered was keeping JJ conscious and talking until the ambulance arrived.
“You really do care about me, don’t you?” JJ almost sounded surprised.
“Of course I care, JJ. I love you!”
“Honest?”
“Yeah, that’s the God’s honest truth. I love you, Jemmy J Adams.”
“That’s good, ‘cause I love you too Drakey.”
There wasn’t time to say anything else, because then the ambulance was pulling up and Drake had to move out of the way so that the paramedics could take care of JJ. Nevertheless, as the stretcher was loaded into the ambulance, Drake followed.
“He’s my partner, I’m coming with him.”
“Okay, detective, just try not to get in the way.”
“He’ll be okay though, won’t he?”
“He’ll be fine, the wound isn’t too serious, it looked worse than it is because it bled quite a lot.”
“If he needs a blood transfusion, he can have some of mine. We’re the same type.”
The paramedic nodded and made a note on JJ’s chart. “I’ll keep that in mind.”
“You’d give me your blood?” JJ asked woozily. The pain medication was starting to kick in.
“Sure I would. I’d give you anything you needed if it would help you,” Drake promised, and he meant it. After all, what was a pint or two of blood when JJ already had his heart?
The End
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Date: 2016-04-24 11:32 pm (UTC)The last line made me grin like crazy.
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Date: 2016-04-25 10:56 am (UTC)Several people have picked more than one to be written, so I wouldn't object if you wanted to pick a couple more for FAKE - I've only had one other FAKE request ;)
Might have to wait a bit for the fills though as I've got a hospital appointment tomorrow and Contest Week starts later today...
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Date: 2016-04-25 02:11 pm (UTC)#5 JJ/Drake
#27 Bikky
#32 Dee/Ryo
#49 Ted
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Date: 2016-04-23 07:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-24 12:30 pm (UTC)“The Doctor will get us out though, right? I mean, he wouldn’t just leave us here, would he.” Rory sank down beside his wife and rested his forearms on raised knees.
“Oh no, he’ll get us out. Eventually. He’s probably a bit busy right now, but I’m sure he’ll get around to it, once he figures out where we are.”
As though Amy’s words had conjured him, the Doctor’s head suddenly appeared, all floppy hair and surprised expression, peering down into the pit at them.
“Ah, there you are, Ponds! I was wondering where you’d got to. Whatever are you doing just sitting around down there? This is no time for resting; we’ve got a princess to rescue and a word to save! Time is of the essence!”
“Yeah, we’d love to help, but you might want to rescue us first,” Rory muttered.
“What was that? Didn’t quite catch what you said. Just a minute.” The Doctor’s head disappeared, and the next thing they knew, he’d dropped into the pit to join them. “Now, what were you saying? Your hole doesn’t have very good acoustics, you sounded all echoey.”
“I said, you’d have to rescue us first,” Rory repeated with a sigh. “We fell in and now we’re stuck down here.”
The Doctor looked around at the sheer sides of the pit, then up towards the top, well beyond their reach. “Oh.” He flopped down on the floor on Amy’s other side. “Well, looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
The nd
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Date: 2016-04-24 07:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-24 08:19 pm (UTC)Thank you, glad you liked it!
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Date: 2016-04-24 08:29 pm (UTC)Thank you; I got such giggles out of that!
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Date: 2016-04-24 08:35 pm (UTC)I had fun writing it, and I've got lots more to write =)
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Date: 2016-04-23 07:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-24 01:16 pm (UTC)“I’m pregnant.”
Ianto immediately choked on the bite of toast he’d just taken, so Jack had to get up again and part him on the back until he stopped coughing. Eyes watering, Ianto grabbed his mug, downed half of his coffee to wash away any stray crumbs, and was finally able to speak.
“You’re what?” He stared at his lover in disbelief.
“Pregnant.”
“That’s what I thought you said. How is that even possible? You told me it couldn’t happen. ‘Contraceptives in the rain,’ you said!”
“Look, it’s not all my fault! It takes two, and besides, you’re the one who brought me the umbrella and insisted I used it, so if you think about it, you…”
“…inadvertently cut off your contraception, then knocked you up?”
“I probably wouldn’t have used those exact words, but yes, that about covers it. What are we going to do?” Jack reached for Ianto’s coffee to take a fortifying swig, but Ianto moved it out of his reach.
“Well, for a start you’re switching to decaf, or tea,” he said firmly. “Too much caffeine would be bad for our baby. We don’t want him or her to be born addicted to caffeine.”
“You’re okay with it? Having a baby?”
“Of course I am, twpsyn! I always wanted kids, it’s just a bit sooner than I’d expected.” Ianto grinned, excitement starting to take over from the shock. “We’re having a baby! I’m going to be a daddy and you’re going to be…” He caught sight of the expression on Jack’s face and quickly changed what he’d been going to say, “the other parent who definitely isn’t a mummy. Um, the birth father?”
Jack wrinkled his nose. “Sounds like the baby Mafia!”
“Birth parent then.”
“That’s a bit better, I guess.”
Ianto waved a hand vaguely. “We’ve got a while to work on that, it’s not important right now.” Reaching for his laptop, he turned it on. “First things first, I think I’d better revise Torchwood’s maternity policy to include pregnant men.”
The End
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Date: 2016-04-24 10:53 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2016-04-24 04:35 am (UTC)#21 Ten, Donna
#25 Ianto/Jack
#38 Ianto, Owen
#46 Ianto/Jack
Thank you!
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Date: 2016-05-14 05:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-24 10:24 am (UTC)Okay then. #27 is still my first choice. But also #4, I guess.
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Date: 2016-04-24 12:06 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2016-04-24 06:32 pm (UTC)#5 Jack, Ianto, Tosh
#15 Team Torchwood
#18 Hawkeye, BJ
#25 Jack, Ianto, The Doctor
#28 Ianto, River Song
#38 Hawkeye, either Margaret or Frank
#41 Tosh, Ianto
#42 Colonel Potter, Hawkeye and BJ
#49 The Doctor, Team Torchwood
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Date: 2016-05-12 06:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-24 06:59 pm (UTC)6 & 42 TW
oops is it possible to make with 2 nombers?
21 TW or DW
46/48 Owen and...
42 Jack/Ianto
37 Owen & Tosh
good, I stop there, otherwise you will be overwhelmed!
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Date: 2016-05-13 10:51 pm (UTC)