Drabble: Ball Trouble

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Title: Ball Trouble

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, Gwen, Tosh, Owen.

Rating: PG-13

Written For: Challenge 359: Balls at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto’s not happy with Jack. What’s he done now?

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

“No, Jack, my BALLS! Are you even paying attention?” It was shouted loud enough that every head in the Hub turned towards Jack’s office.

Gwen, who’d just taken a sip of coffee, spat it out again rather spectacularly, then busied herself cleaning up the mess with a tissue, cheeks aflame.

At her workstation, Tosh ducked her head, her hair hiding her face, her shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter. Owen blanched, scurrying down to autopsy.

Ianto stalked out of Jack’s office, shaking his head. “He’s the one wanted to play tennis; now the idiot’s lost the bloody balls!” he announced, exasperated.

The End

Comments

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Well, those are always where they should be so they're easier to keep track of. It's not as if they can be left in Ianto's other pants ;)

Thank you!

(And I just heard someone on an ad on TV saying 'Get your hands on our blue balls' and I nearly choked!)