Drabble: Ball Trouble

[bk_forever]

Title: Ball Trouble

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, Gwen, Tosh, Owen.

Rating: PG-13

Written For: Challenge 359: Balls at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto’s not happy with Jack. What’s he done now?

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

“No, Jack, my BALLS! Are you even paying attention?” It was shouted loud enough that every head in the Hub turned towards Jack’s office.

Gwen, who’d just taken a sip of coffee, spat it out again rather spectacularly, then busied herself cleaning up the mess with a tissue, cheeks aflame.

At her workstation, Tosh ducked her head, her hair hiding her face, her shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter. Owen blanched, scurrying down to autopsy.

Ianto stalked out of Jack’s office, shaking his head. “He’s the one wanted to play tennis; now the idiot’s lost the bloody balls!” he announced, exasperated.

The End

Comments

[milady-dragon.livejournal.com]

Haha! But you can bet Jack can keep track of Ianto's OTHER balls. He just has priorities!

[bk_forever]

Well, those are always where they should be so they're easier to keep track of. It's not as if they can be left in Ianto's other pants ;)

Thank you!

(And I just heard someone on an ad on TV saying 'Get your hands on our blue balls' and I nearly choked!)

[akawho.livejournal.com]

The others have such dirty minds, I knew Ianto was far too discrete to be yelling about THOSE balls! LOL

[bk_forever]

Well, not in front of the rest of the team anyway ;)

Thank you!

[jo02]

Ahahahaha - I am so hoping this is the first of many do-not-be-drinking-anything-while-you-read drabbles this week :)

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

LOL, massive spoiler alert for then! I have a minimum three parter already. Dirty jokes and innuendo abound and couldn't be contained to 100 words.

You have been warned.... ;)

[bk_forever]

Looking forward to that!

[jo02]

Sounds fantastic !

[bk_forever]

Well, I don't know what anyone else will come up with, but I'll see if I can come up with another idea. ;)

Thank you!

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

LOL oh thats brilliant!! hahahaha

great drabble

[bk_forever]

Thank you! I could just hear Ianto yelling that in my head so I had to write something to fit.

[forsaken2003.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!!! Love it.

[bk_forever]

Thank you! Glad it appealed to you =)

[too-beauty.livejournal.com]

Well, Ianto, it could have been worse ... LOL

[bk_forever]

This is true!

Thank you!

[black59.livejournal.com]

Oh there!!
from Ianto, Jack's really exasperating !!

Everyone interprets as he wants ..

but I doubt Ianto would have cried so strong, so Jack had fooled with!
;-)

[bk_forever]

No, Ianto wouldn't have minded Jack fooling around with him, but he's not happy at Jack losing the tennis balls.

Thank you!