Drabble: Not As Described
May. 14th, 2015 08:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Title: Not As Described
Author: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
badly_knitted
Characters: Owen, Jack.
Rating: PG-13
Written For: Challenge 343: Blue at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif){kind=small}
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Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: There’s been a slight mix up; Owen isn’t impressed.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“Harkness, I’m gonna kill you!”
Jack looked up from his paperwork, confused, as Owen slammed a piece of alien tech down in front of him.
“And you’re threatening homicide why?”
“You told me this… thing was a medical diagnostic machine! I turned it on and found myself watching blue movies!”
“Still not seeing the problem.”
“Gay alien tentacle porn, Harkness! There’s not enough brain bleach in the universe!”
Jack looked at the device.
“Oops, my bad. Gave you the wrong one. Sorry, try this one.” He handed Owen a similar device.
“That’s it? Sorry?”
“It was an honest mistake!”
“Bastard!”
The End
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Date: 2015-05-15 08:00 am (UTC)great drabble.
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Date: 2015-05-15 10:57 am (UTC)What I do know is that the tentacle porn was a treat for Ianto, who would have been most disappointed if their fun entertainment had ended up being a medical device!
Thank you!
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Date: 2015-05-17 05:27 am (UTC)Lol, Jack's date night was almost ruined by the mix up!
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Date: 2015-05-17 10:39 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2015-05-17 12:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-17 01:48 pm (UTC)But poor Ianto nearly got an evening with Jack and a piece of diagnostic equipment, I don't think he would have been too pleased either ;)
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Date: 2015-05-18 01:24 am (UTC)Ahahaha - it's all education, Owen, get with the programme :)
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Date: 2015-05-18 10:07 am (UTC)Ianto will enjoy it though, and that's who it was meant for. Owen will be content with his new medical device.
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Date: 2015-05-18 06:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-18 07:07 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2015-06-21 09:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-06-21 10:59 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2015-08-30 06:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-08-30 11:36 am (UTC)Ianto would have disappointed though...
Thank you!