Drabble: Not As Described

[bk_forever]

Title: Not As Described

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Owen, Jack.

Rating: PG-13

Written For: Challenge 343: Blue at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: There’s been a slight mix up; Owen isn’t impressed.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

“Harkness, I’m gonna kill you!”

Jack looked up from his paperwork, confused, as Owen slammed a piece of alien tech down in front of him.

“And you’re threatening homicide why?”

“You told me this… thing was a medical diagnostic machine! I turned it on and found myself watching blue movies!”

“Still not seeing the problem.”

“Gay alien tentacle porn, Harkness! There’s not enough brain bleach in the universe!”

Jack looked at the device.

“Oops, my bad. Gave you the wrong one. Sorry, try this one.” He handed Owen a similar device.

“That’s it? Sorry?”

“It was an honest mistake!”

“Bastard!”

The End

Comments

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

LOL I think that was an on purpose mistake.

great drabble.

[bk_forever]

Maybe, maybe not, we'll never know.

What I do know is that the tentacle porn was a treat for Ianto, who would have been most disappointed if their fun entertainment had ended up being a medical device!

Thank you!

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

Lol, Jack's date night was almost ruined by the mix up!

[bk_forever]

Ianto would have been so disappointed, medical diagnostic equipment isn't very stimulating, lol! He was really looking forward to tentacle porn, thank goodness the mix-up was sorted in time!

Thank you!

[maldeluxx.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Poor Owen got a eyeful XD

[bk_forever]

He wasn't happy!

But poor Ianto nearly got an evening with Jack and a piece of diagnostic equipment, I don't think he would have been too pleased either ;)

Thank you!

[jo02]

Ahahaha - it's all education, Owen, get with the programme :)

[bk_forever]

There are some lessons Owen just doesn't want to learn, lol!

Ianto will enjoy it though, and that's who it was meant for. Owen will be content with his new medical device.

Thank you!

[too-beauty.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahah who would believe him?

[bk_forever]

Jack would, he's the one who mixed up Owen's new toy and a surprise for Ianto!

Thank you!

[timelordshines.livejournal.com]

Lol! :-)

[bk_forever]

I still don't know whether or not Jack mixed the devices up on purpose to have fun with Owen, he refuses to tell me.

Thank you!

[jedi-harkness.livejournal.com]

Oops! I'm guessing Jack was intending to use the 'non-medical' device for his and Ianto's 'fun'. *gigglesnort*

[bk_forever]

It was an easy mistake to make since he'd got them both out.

Ianto would have disappointed though...

Thank you!