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Title: Crossed Wires

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 313 – Open at [livejournal.com profile] tw100. Prompt used is Challenge 142: Leek/Leak.

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: It’s amazing how much confusion one word can cause.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: My twelfth drabble for this challenge. So, to celebrate reaching 12 again, I’ve written two linked drabbles.

A/N2: Because I have so many written, and because I have a doctor’s appointment first thing tomorrow, I’m posting another one now, otherwise I’ll never get them all posted before the end of the challenge.







Ianto, being a good Welshman, was very partial to leeks, so when he spotted some very nice ones in the local greengrocers, he bought one. It would be the perfect final ingredient in the casserole he planned to cook for dinner.



He was halfway through preparations when the phone in the lounge rang, so he abandoned his leek on the edge of the sink in order to answer it. He was still talking to his aunt when Jack arrived home, and interrupted his call briefly.



“Jack, if you go in the kitchen, watch out for the leek in the sink.”




OoOoOoOoO




Jack frowned as Ianto returned to his phone conversation. The sink was leaking? Ianto didn’t sound like he was talking to the plumber.



That was odd to start with; if there was any form of domestic disaster, Ianto could always be counted on to sort out the problem immediately, yet he seemed completely unconcerned.



Well, maybe he’d already dealt with it as best he could and was waiting for the plumber to arrive. Jack decided to see if he could do anything to help.



He entered the kitchen, approached the sink and burst out laughing.



Oh, leek.



That explained everything!



The End


Date: 2014-04-24 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
Cute! Then again, leeks probably don't exist in 51st century, plus Jack is thinking of the other leak. Love these little domestic scenes :D

Date: 2014-04-24 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tardisjournal.livejournal.com
LOL! Jack, you're in Wales--a LEEK should have been your first thought.

Perfectly understandable mistake, actually. I can see why Jack would be confused by Ianto's cavalier attitude towards a LEAK. That doesn't sound like Ianto at all. :-p

Date: 2014-04-24 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsks.livejournal.com
Bless Jack because I know how he feels as I have family with some pretty strong accents and been in his position.

Date: 2014-04-25 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
LOL! At least Jack didn't go looking for an actual leak before he noticed the leek. :)

Date: 2014-04-25 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] too-beauty.livejournal.com
OMG!!! the weirdness of the English language!
Awesome!!!

Date: 2014-04-25 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
HAhaha oh good one.

Date: 2014-04-25 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
Well, doesn't that remind me of one particular April fool's joke? Lol, I didn't know there was even a prompt for the leek / leak problem!

Apparently, every gay couple has their problems with leaks and leeks, no matter if they live in Wales or New York! xD

Date: 2014-04-26 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
Hee, good thing Jack didn't try to actually fix the sink! That would've been awkward!

Date: 2014-04-27 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cjulina.livejournal.com
Finally getting a lull at work so I can catch up on reading. This was sooo cute. Good job.

Date: 2014-04-27 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Oh dear, wrong leek Jack.
*grins*

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