Drabble: Supermarket Shock
Apr. 12th, 2014 01:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Title: Supermarket Shock
Author: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
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Characters: Ianto, Jack. Random OFC
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 312 – Awkward Moments at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif){kind=small}
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Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto’s feeling let down…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
As Ianto checked his shopping list, a diminutive young woman approached him.
“Excuse me, could you pass me a packet of those crackers from the top shelf, please?”
“No problem.”
Naturally, the crackers were right at the back of the shelf. Despite his height, even Ianto had to stretch up on tiptoes to reach them. As he did so, he felt a strange twanging sensation. He couldn’t think what it might be, until he became aware of a sudden draft as his trousers dropped around his ankles.
His belt had snapped.
“That’s why I wear braces,” Jack commented unhelpfully, smirking.
The End
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Date: 2014-04-12 01:38 pm (UTC)And I would remind him Henry Fonda's quote in the film Once upon a time in the West who says to never trust a man who wears a belt AND braces, because you can't trust a man who doesn't trust his own trousers.
Does it means Ianto is trustworthy and Jack is not? Hum... I wonder... lol
Very nice, anyway. :D
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Date: 2014-04-12 03:50 pm (UTC)I'm sure Jack enjoyed the view, I just hope he stopped drooling long enough to help Ianto make himself presentasble again!
(Did you get Providence back okay?)
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Date: 2014-04-12 05:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-12 05:23 pm (UTC)Poor Ianto, some days he just can't win!
Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-12 06:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-12 07:18 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-12 06:37 pm (UTC)Poor Ianto - more than a slight loss of dignity there!
And of course Jack would laugh. And his laugh is not subtle - it would draw lots of attention!
But I'm sure his audience enjoyed the show ;-)
Now he (you) just needs to think of a way to get back at Jack.... :-)
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Date: 2014-04-12 07:26 pm (UTC)Jack would laugh even if it was his own trousers that fell down, he has no shame.
I will try to think of a suitable punishment for Jack, but I don't know when it will happen.
I should be writing bingo fics, but I'm completely stalled, can't get up motivation to even try. That's partly because I'm feeling like crap at the moment, partly because I have so much else to do. Signing up for bingo was probably a bad idea at this point in time, but I'll just have to try to get my brain to focus.
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Date: 2014-04-12 07:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-12 07:27 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-12 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-12 07:29 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-12 07:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-12 07:46 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-12 10:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-13 09:47 am (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2014-04-13 03:41 am (UTC)You are on such a roll now! Now we have enough OCs for an orgy...
And Ianto's ready for it at least :)
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Date: 2014-04-13 09:54 am (UTC)Maybe if Ianto can stop blushing for long enough! I'm sure Jsck would like the idea.
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Date: 2014-04-13 05:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-13 10:04 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-13 10:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-13 01:33 pm (UTC)Ianto is beginning to think hisd dignity is a lost cause, poor boy.
Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-13 01:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-13 05:06 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-13 03:26 pm (UTC)Great drabble.
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Date: 2014-04-13 05:08 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2014-04-13 04:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-13 05:09 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-14 06:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-14 08:31 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-15 05:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-04-15 11:27 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-04-15 03:19 pm (UTC)Sometimes I do wish I could wear braces, but breasts just get in the way *cough* ::)
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Date: 2014-04-15 03:27 pm (UTC)Sadly, Ianto's not amused, poor boy.
Thank you!
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Date: 2014-05-26 09:54 pm (UTC)she has also benefited.
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Date: 2014-05-26 10:13 pm (UTC)Thank you!