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Title: A Natural Mistake

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Owen. Mentions Tosh, Gwen, Jack and Ianto

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Owen makes a mistake, with interesting consequences.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: For KitandMip, who just happened to mention an image she’d got stuck in her head because of something I’d said. Also for [livejournal.com profile] timelordshines, who wanted something silly, Janto-centric and featuring the whole team. Hope this is okay!







It was a perfectly natural mistake really; the alien tech Tosh and Gwen retrieved looked exactly like an ordinary ball, how was he supposed to know it wasn’t? And to be fair, he’d only bounced it once. Owen was sure Jack and Ianto would understand. Later. For now, it was probably a good thing the Rift pool was there. God knows where they could have been put otherwise.



They seemed to like it, judging by the splashing. They were…



Owen covered his eyes, but he’d already seen too much. Octo-Jack was doing thoroughly indecent things to merman-Ianto with his tentacles.



The End


Date: 2014-02-06 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] excentric397.livejournal.com
I'll just be he is. Jack, I mean. LOLOL Merman Ianto. I could live with that(him).

Date: 2014-02-07 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] excentric397.livejournal.com
I'll get right to work on that. Would not want an unhappy Ianto. No.

Date: 2014-02-06 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] red-day-dawning.livejournal.com
Hehe! What has been seen cannot be unseen. Hope it doesn't last too long. Octo-Jack sounds like a menace.

Date: 2014-02-06 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iantojjackh.livejournal.com
Squirms ...eww I don't know why, but tentacles freak me out a big time.

Date: 2014-02-06 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] too-beauty.livejournal.com
OMG! this has just put a big smile on my face!!!
Jack and his tentacles! he will finally have the chance to show Ianto how useful they can be!!!!
A merman!Ianto .... that is quite the sight ....*sighs*

Date: 2014-02-06 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now... *gigglesnort*

Date: 2014-02-06 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
Now I want merman!Ianto fic! And with Jack the Octopus doing indecent things to him. Because it's just hilarious.

Date: 2014-02-07 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Yup that fit the bill perfectly! *grins*

LOL!! :-)
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Date: 2014-02-07 04:09 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] angelsphonebox.livejournal.com
Hahahahahaah!!! :)

Date: 2014-02-07 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexa-raven.livejournal.com
:) Amusing and good! Well done that made me smile so much and laugh!!!

Date: 2014-02-07 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
*snort!!! kaff! kaff!!*
OMG...I can't type for laughing and choking!! Seriously demented and funny!!! :D :D :D

Date: 2014-02-07 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
Octo Jack and Merman Ianto....now thats a story all on its own lol. Great fic Owen doesnt seem to get the jist tjat he shouldnt play around with alien tech

Date: 2014-02-08 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
One thing is for sure: with alien tech and Owen constantly touching things, Jack and Ianto have a serious VARIED sexlife whether they want to or not! This definitely takes 'variations' to a new level for them :D :D :D

Date: 2014-02-09 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duochan-maxwell.livejournal.com
Octo-Jack was pure crackish gold LOL

Can't write tentacles for the life of me, but Merman!Ianto is giving me ideas... hm... *rearing the bunnies*

Date: 2014-02-09 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mango-apple.livejournal.com
Great image!!

Date: 2014-02-14 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tardisjournal.livejournal.com
Woot! Octo-Jack finally has enough limbs to do everything he wants all at the same time! Merman Ianto must be very fetching and limber. It's a match made in alien Heaven--unless you're Owen, that is.

Date: 2014-02-14 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tardisjournal.livejournal.com
ROFL!!! Perhaps he should save the Retcon until AFTER someone figures out how to switch them back. Just sayin'. :-p

Date: 2014-03-16 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black59.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
What a picture!!!!!

Owen is very well punished!

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