Drabble: Sexbot
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Title: Sexbot
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Characters: Jack, Owen, Ianto
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack’s delighted with the latest treasure from the Rift. Ianto’s somewhat dubious, with good reason.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: For fanbot’s prompt ‘Sexbot’
Owen glared at the thing.
“How come we never get anything good?”
Peering over Owen’s shoulder, Jack laughed delightedly.
“That’s not just good, it’s brilliant!”
“You know what it is?”
“Yep. It’s a sexbot!”
“WHAT? But it has tentacles! And suckers! And what are those disgusting wiggly bits in the middle?”
“I never said it was a sexbot for humans.” Turning to Ianto, he whispered, “We’ll try it later; you’ll love it.”
Ianto nodded calmly.
“Very good, Sir. I’ll pack it for transport.” Under his breath he added, “I hope you’re right. The last ‘sex toy’ tried to eat us.”
The End
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Date: 2013-12-05 10:17 pm (UTC)Thank you! *hugs and kissitos*