Drabble: Sexbot
Dec. 5th, 2013 03:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Title: Sexbot
Author: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
badly_knitted
Characters: Jack, Owen, Ianto
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack’s delighted with the latest treasure from the Rift. Ianto’s somewhat dubious, with good reason.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: For fanbot’s prompt ‘Sexbot’
Owen glared at the thing.
“How come we never get anything good?”
Peering over Owen’s shoulder, Jack laughed delightedly.
“That’s not just good, it’s brilliant!”
“You know what it is?”
“Yep. It’s a sexbot!”
“WHAT? But it has tentacles! And suckers! And what are those disgusting wiggly bits in the middle?”
“I never said it was a sexbot for humans.” Turning to Ianto, he whispered, “We’ll try it later; you’ll love it.”
Ianto nodded calmly.
“Very good, Sir. I’ll pack it for transport.” Under his breath he added, “I hope you’re right. The last ‘sex toy’ tried to eat us.”
The End
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Date: 2013-12-05 03:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-05 04:29 pm (UTC)Hopefully it really we be what Jack thinks it is.
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Date: 2013-12-06 03:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-06 12:49 pm (UTC)I like to think Jack got it right this time and a very good time was had by them both. After all, it has TENTACLES! =D
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Date: 2013-12-05 04:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-05 04:32 pm (UTC)Hopefully, it really will be what Jack thinks it is, and not another unfortunate case of mistaken identity.
Thank you.
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Date: 2013-12-05 04:54 pm (UTC)Loved it!!!
Poor Ianto!!!
Kissitos!!!
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Date: 2013-12-05 10:17 pm (UTC)Thank you! *hugs and kissitos*
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Date: 2013-12-05 06:14 pm (UTC)Such a hoot! :D
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Date: 2013-12-05 10:20 pm (UTC)I'm sure they'll have fun - asuming Jack HAS identified it correctly!
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Date: 2013-12-05 07:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-05 10:22 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2013-12-05 08:12 pm (UTC)That last line is made of win :-D
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Date: 2013-12-05 10:25 pm (UTC)Ianto has been the victim of Jack's experiments with supposed alien sex toys too many times, he's a lot more cautious now. That doesn't stop him though. When Jack's right, the sex is mind-blowing! Their lives are hazardous anyway, so Ianto isn't put off by potential danger in bed.
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Date: 2013-12-06 06:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-06 01:12 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2013-12-06 09:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-06 10:32 pm (UTC)(As I understand it, the last supposed sex toy had previously undetected teeth and was none too friendly. It's possible Jack had to re-grow something).
Thsnk you.
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Date: 2013-12-07 03:23 am (UTC)Good luck with that "toy" boys--you might need it!
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Date: 2013-12-07 11:10 am (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2013-12-07 10:36 am (UTC)Great drabble.
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Date: 2013-12-07 11:12 am (UTC)Ianto, on the other hand, can see their potential. ;)
Thank you.
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Date: 2013-12-07 01:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-07 01:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-07 08:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-07 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-07 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-07 10:36 pm (UTC)Blame
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Date: 2013-12-25 08:50 pm (UTC)Ianto is so quiet ... He remains always master of himself.
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Date: 2013-12-25 10:46 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2014-01-12 10:39 pm (UTC)Ummmm ... Naughty sex toys that try to 'eat' one ... seriously kinky fun!
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Date: 2014-01-12 11:18 pm (UTC)Thank you!