Drabble: Convicted
Oct. 22nd, 2017 04:12 pmTitle: Convicted
Author:
badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 470: Prison at
tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto and Jack get in a bit of trouble on another world.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: 100 words first try! That’s two in a day!
“This is a bit ignominious,” Ianto said, lying on his back with his hands behind his head. “Thrown in prison on an alien planet for sneezing in public; haven’t they ever heard of allergies?”
“It’s not so much the sneezing they have a problem with,” Jack reassured him. “It’s who you sneezed on.”
“It was a big chicken, Jack!”
“A Murket actually,” Jack corrected him, “and they’re sacred here, believed to be the souls of the departed. You’re lucky we’re not natives; we’ll only be deported rather than executed.”
Ianto gave Jack a dirty look. “Well, that’s comforting to know.”
The End
Author:
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 470: Prison at
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto and Jack get in a bit of trouble on another world.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: 100 words first try! That’s two in a day!
“This is a bit ignominious,” Ianto said, lying on his back with his hands behind his head. “Thrown in prison on an alien planet for sneezing in public; haven’t they ever heard of allergies?”
“It’s not so much the sneezing they have a problem with,” Jack reassured him. “It’s who you sneezed on.”
“It was a big chicken, Jack!”
“A Murket actually,” Jack corrected him, “and they’re sacred here, believed to be the souls of the departed. You’re lucky we’re not natives; we’ll only be deported rather than executed.”
Ianto gave Jack a dirty look. “Well, that’s comforting to know.”
The End
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Date: 2017-10-23 08:34 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2017-10-24 10:27 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2017-11-12 07:29 am (UTC)Sometimes you just can't buy luck like that.... o_O
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Date: 2017-11-12 11:15 am (UTC)They'll break out soon though.
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