Drabble: Blue Is The Colour...
Jun. 12th, 2013 12:16 pmTitle: Blue Is The Colour…
Author:
badly_knitted
Characters: Jack, Owen, Ianto
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 286 – True Blue at
tw100
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack is blue. Owen is amused
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Saving Cardiff from rampaging aliens wasn’t unusual for Torchwood, the Rift saw to that.
It wasn’t even that unusual for aliens to explode unexpectedly – earth conditions were hazardous to the health of many non-terrestrial species, so Torchwood had become adept at getting various kinds of alien gloop off clothing, pavements and people. Sometimes the gloop stained, but Ianto was amazingly good at stain removal. Usually.
Not this time though. Jack was bright blue and apparently there was nothing that could be done.
Owen, of course, found it hilarious.
“Guess you really are a true blue hero,” he sniggered.
“Bite me!”
The End
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Date: 2013-06-13 04:46 pm (UTC)Yeah, poor Ianto, he really wants to get the stain out, he hates failing at any part of his job, but it's Jack who's turned blue which creates even more problems. He doesn't really want to harm Jack, but he doesn't want Jack permanently blue either, so Ianto may be starting to lose his mind a little. I'm sure he'll feel better after a cup of coffee and a rest, and the impulse to scrub Jack with bleach will pass. He's just not thinking very clearly right now, lol!
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Date: 2013-06-17 10:59 am (UTC)LOL Poor Ianto XD
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Date: 2013-06-17 11:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-18 11:21 am (UTC)Oh no, don't worry. I understand that you used the phrase for its modern meaning :)
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Date: 2013-06-18 02:25 pm (UTC)I reached the half century mark early last year, so yes, I'm ancient, lol! I feel as old as Methuselah at the moment. I have a bad headache and the weather's hot and humid so I have no energy. I'm going to sit here and vegetate for the rest of the day.
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Date: 2013-06-19 08:33 am (UTC)I will start the third decade of my life this year, but so far I still feel like a crazy teenage fangirl ^.^
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Date: 2013-06-19 02:47 pm (UTC)Cooked lobster isn't a flattering colour for anyone - not even for a lobster! Sunscreen is a necessity - when we actually GET sunshine.