Drabble: Burnt Offerings
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Title: Burnt Offerings
Author: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
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Characters: Ianto, Jack
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 283 – Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Fire at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif){kind=small}
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Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto still doesn’t like camping…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: I apologise – this was all I could think of when I read the prompt…
Ianto gingerly poked a stick into the campfire, rolling a charred sausage towards him. When it was close enough, he stabbed it with a fork and deposited it on a plate with several other sausage-shaped cinders.
He glared at Jack.
“I hope you’re not expecting these to be edible.”
“Sorry.” Jack looked sheepish.
“What on earth possessed you to try flipping sausages?”
“I saw a chef doing it on TV. He looked really cool, tossing and catching them. I thought I could do it.”
Ianto groaned. “No more TV, you’re too easily influenced.”
“At least we still have the beans!”
The End
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Date: 2013-05-20 02:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-20 03:20 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2013-05-20 03:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-20 03:27 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2013-05-20 04:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-20 06:07 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2013-05-20 04:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-20 06:09 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2013-05-20 04:54 pm (UTC)The beans! I thought I had seen the last of those ......
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Date: 2013-05-20 05:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-20 06:14 pm (UTC)Poor Ianto, he was really looking forward to a nice sausage... ;)
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Date: 2013-05-20 11:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-21 09:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-20 06:11 pm (UTC)Yeah, Jack was trying to impress Ianto, but as usual, it didn't go too well...
Thank you!
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Date: 2013-05-23 12:15 am (UTC)Loved how you worked in the beans. :)
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Date: 2013-05-23 11:02 am (UTC)Sometimes, my brain just insists on being literal. Once the thought entered my head I just couldn't come up with anything else.
Jack tries so hard to impress Ianto, but he's seemingly doomed to failure *pets Jack* Better luck next time!
(I'm awaiting the arrival of a new little Ianto action figure. Been trying to get a third one since I ended up with a third Torchwood Jack. I just hope they'll like each other. Torchwood Jack and Coat Jack have never really seemed happy together).
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Date: 2013-05-24 01:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-24 02:30 pm (UTC)I bought a Tosh and a John Hart a couple of weeks ago but they're still in their packaging and will stay there until I need them for Action Figure Theatre. Even so, I have two Doctors (Nine and Eleven), 6 assorted Jacks and 2 Iantos with the third in transit. He hasn't arrived yet, but I've set up a room where they can get to know each other when he gets here. I just need to set out some food with the champagne! My mum is starting to think I'm weird. I think she's probably right, but I'm having too much fun to care. Is 51 too early to have a second childhood? LOL!
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Date: 2013-05-23 01:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-23 11:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-28 12:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-28 01:54 pm (UTC)Jack tries so hard to impress Ianto, but somehow it always seems to result in failure.
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Date: 2013-06-28 12:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-28 01:57 pm (UTC)Thank you.
(I'm way behind with my cross-posting, thought I'd better start trying to catch up in between posting new drabbles, lol!)
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Date: 2013-06-28 06:13 pm (UTC)Very cute! =)
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Date: 2013-06-28 07:00 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2013-07-14 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-15 12:21 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2013-07-22 06:52 pm (UTC)Jack is really a great kid.
LOL
remains beans ... it reminds me of something I want to forget.
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Date: 2013-07-22 07:25 pm (UTC)Thank you.