Drabble: Choc Shock

[bk_forever]

Title: Choc Shock
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 451: Chocolate at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto always knows when Jack’s been eating something he shouldn’t.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.




Ianto looked at Jack, not sure whether to laugh or cry. In the end he closed his eyes and prayed for strength.


“You ate the chocolate that came through the Rift, didn’t you?” he finally asked.


“Mm hm,” Jack agreed.


“Don’t you ever learn?”


Sitting in the chair behind Jack’s desk was a large chocolate egg, with Jack’s face, and tiny arms and legs sticking out from the sides and bottom.


“Nnnn,” Jack replied from his immobile mouth.


“You look like humpty dumpty! I hope you left enough to be analysed or you might be stuck like that for good.”



The End

Comments

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

Oh dear I can just hear Own cracking jokes about this lol

[bk_forever]

Owen will find it a lot funnier than Jack is!

Thank you!

[raynewton.livejournal.com]

I know Jack can be quite sweet to Ianto, but I foresee problems if Myf smells the chocolate. Tosh and Ianto will sort it out. With good luck and a following wind, Owen will never find out

[bk_forever]

It's a good thing Jack was in his office because Myf can't fit through the door ;)

The problem will be solved and Jack will get back to normal. If Owen finds out Jack will never hear the end of it. He'll be teased with 'You really ARE what you eat' forever.

Thank you!

[duochan-maxwell.livejournal.com]

LOL Jack's lucky that he's in his office so Myfanwy can't reach him! Although she might be looking at him a bit funny for the next few days, I guess

[bk_forever]

That's why I left Jack safely in his office - bad enough he turned into a chocolate egg with Myf snacking on him. She's look very odd with a chocolate egg body, beak sticking out the front, crest on top, tiny little legs and tiny wildly flapping wings. Good thing Jack didn't share with her!

Thank you!

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* Will Jack neverlearn? He looked good enough to eat before, now he just looks silly!

[bk_forever]

*laughs* So true! But it was chocolate and he wasn't about to waste it. Good thing he didn't give Myf any!

Thank you!