Drabble: Unexpected Hazard

[bk_forever]

Title: Unexpected Hazard
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Owen.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 445: Ouch at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto wound up in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.




Nobody ever said working for Torchwood was safe, Ianto thought ruefully as he limped from the underground garage into the Hub.


“There you are, Teaboy,” Owen started grumbling as soon as Ianto appeared. “Any chance of coffee this century?” Then he got a good look at his colleague. “Jesus, what happened to you? Run into a herd of Weevils?”


“I wish,” Ianto sighed, wiping blood from his split lip. “Might’ve been less painful. No, this is what happens when you accidentally get between a boy-band member and his fans. I got trampled in the rush for autographs.”


Owen winced. “Ouch!”



The End

Comments

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

Poor Ianto, frankly Id rather have his autograph

[bk_forever]

Me too, but a horde of screaming teen fans is something for even a Torchwood agent to fear!

Thank you!

[raynewton.livejournal.com]

Jack will not be pleased that his Ianto has been hurt. At least Owen sympathised. Some fans just don't know how to behave. Sometimes even the object of their adoration can be hurt

[bk_forever]

Crazed fans are a danger to anyone in their path.

Jack will look after Ianto and kiss him better - maybe literally.

Thank you!

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

Shame on those tweenie fans. They should know class when they see it and be begging for a selfie with everyone's favourite King of Coffee.

[bk_forever]

They were so focussed on the object of their desire, I doubt they even noticed poor Ianto when they were trampling over him. Jack will take care of him.

Thank you!