Drabble: Sausage Envy

[bk_forever]

Title: Sausage Envy

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Owen, Ianto, Team.

Rating: PG-13

Written For: Challenge 388: Innuendo at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Owen is disappointed with his share of dinner.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

It was an uncharacteristically lazy day at Torchwood. The Rift was quiet, all essential work had been done, so the team had been playing games and just relaxing.

Delicious smells were coming from the kitchen area where Ianto and Jack had decided to cook something up for dinner instead of resorting to takeout again.

“Dinner’s ready,” Jack called, starting to dish up the sausage casserole.

Owen frowned at their plates. “How come Ianto always gets the biggest sausage?” he demanded.

Jack smirked. “You had your chance, Owen, but you turned me down.”

“God, it’s always innuendo with you, isn’t it?”

The End

Comments

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

LOL I dont think I will ever look at sausages with out remembering this and laughing.

great drabble.

[bk_forever]

Thank you! I got the idea the other night when I was giving my action figures their dinners. It was sausage day, and I always make sure the Iantos get the biggest sausages - they need the energy!

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

Owen is never gong to let Jack make him sausages ever again, lol

[bk_forever]

He might even develop a sausage phobia after that!

Thank you!

[sagrario martínez castro (from livejournal.com)]

Ianto wins, in every way (not only with the sausage...) Jack is the best prize.

[bk_forever]

Well, dating the boss should have a few perks besides the obvious ;)

He works so hard, he deserves a big sausage!

Thank you!

[black59.livejournal.com]

what am I saying ...
Jack is totally off limits and without complex for certain subjects ... LOL
Ianto had to learn to live with.

[bk_forever]

Indeed! Jack is full of innuendo.

Thank you.