Drabble: Fair Warning
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Title: Fair Warning
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Characters: Owen, Ianto, Jack.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 387: Drink at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif){kind=small}
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Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto does not make idle threats.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“I’d kill for a cup of Ianto’s coffee right now!” Owen informed his teammates.
“While I’m flattered, that would be a bit extreme,” Ianto replied. “Besides, who would you kill?”
“Jack of course, the moron who got us into this mess.”
“Ah, in that case you’ll have to wait a bit, he’s already busy being dead. I should point out that if you were to kill him when he revives, it wouldn’t get you a cup of coffee, but it would lead to you drinking decaf for the foreseeable future. Just so you know.”
“Forget I said anything.”
“Smart decision.”
The End
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Date: 2016-03-20 02:35 am (UTC)These days people use words that can not be taken literally.
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Date: 2016-03-20 10:48 am (UTC)Ianto's not taking chances, Owen killed Jack once before.
Thank you!
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Date: 2016-03-20 11:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-03-20 03:21 pm (UTC)Jack and Ianto are the parents, the other three are the kids, lol!
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Date: 2016-03-20 01:13 pm (UTC)great drabble
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Date: 2016-03-20 03:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-03-21 10:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-03-21 10:28 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2016-03-21 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-03-21 11:28 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2016-04-05 07:10 pm (UTC)I love the exchange between Ianto and Owen.
very funny.
Owen would kill Jack, Ianto who replied that he was busy being dead ... and if he does not want to be on the décafénié, he'd better forget this idea!
magnificent
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Date: 2016-04-05 07:46 pm (UTC)Thank you.