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Title: Annual Event

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters/Pairing: Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Written For Challenge: 252 – Harvest at [livejournal.com profile] tw100

Warnings/Spoilers: None

Summary: The annual Harvest Festival is always the same – more or less.

 

 



 

The harvest festival was in an uproar when Torchwood arrived. Fruit and vegetables bouncing between pews like rubber balls, tins rolling down the aisle, loaves of bread stacking themselves like building blocks.

 

The entire congregation was sprawled haphazardly about, laughing their heads off, and the vicar had a black eye from being hit in the face by a wayward bunch of celery.

 

The cause of the chaos sat blinking innocently beside the font.

 

Harmless. A Rigolian party favour.

 

Ianto switched it off; everything stopped moving except the giggling congregation.

 

“Chemical spill causes hallucinations?”

 

“Again?”

 

“They believe it every year.”

 

“True.”


The End




Date: 2012-09-19 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Now that's a festival I'd enjoy!!

Date: 2012-09-19 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tardisjournal.livejournal.com
LOL! And TW lets them keep it? Or do they keep finding more?

We could use some of those "party favors" around here. The last few street festivals I've been to have been pretty staid.

Date: 2012-09-20 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tardisjournal.livejournal.com
Oh, they're definitely lucky, especially if it happens every year. Seems they've managed to rationalize the weirdness enough to be able to thoroughly enjoy it. :)

If we can't get the party favor to liven up our street festivals, can you send Jack and Ianto instead? That would be more than sufficient. :D

Date: 2012-09-19 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iantojjackh.livejournal.com
*giggles* priceless. Can I get one of those and use it on some of my co-workers. Could liven things upmhere.

Great drabble

Date: 2012-09-19 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] too-beauty.livejournal.com
OMG! this was a funny thing to read between boring classes!

Date: 2012-09-19 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com
Oh what a great festival.

Date: 2012-09-19 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com
Oh, I know I wouldn't want to be hit by a stock of celery

Date: 2012-09-19 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com
True, ture. Not getting hit by a tomato, THAT would leave quite a stain.

Date: 2012-09-19 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] love-jackianto.livejournal.com
Oh, yes. That poor bruised produce D:

Date: 2012-09-19 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toshiani007.livejournal.com
Wonderful, loved it!!!
Big hug, my dear friend!!!

Date: 2012-09-19 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
Or maybe someone got into the sacramental wine? *laughs*

Date: 2012-09-19 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blossomlegs.livejournal.com
Would like to be part of that festival. Thanks for the laugh.

Date: 2012-09-19 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Yay, you wrote another drabble :-)
The festival sounds like fun! Although the congregation can't be all that clever if they believe the same cover story every year!

Date: 2012-09-20 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sassysailorgirl.livejournal.com
Ha! Ianto rules. ;p

Date: 2012-09-20 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estarcollector.livejournal.com
There is a Jimmy Buffett song in the making here. Love it!

Date: 2012-09-20 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nancybrown.livejournal.com
Ha! Every time ...

Date: 2012-09-21 01:59 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lilferret
*snicker* I was actually picturing this.

Date: 2012-09-21 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
At least everyone was having a good time instead of getting freaked out. I feel kind of bad that they have to get Retconned! ;D

Date: 2012-09-21 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
Ah yes, I see how practical that would be! ;)

Date: 2012-09-25 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com
*chuckles* fabulous!

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