Drabble: Other Uses 1
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Title: Other Uses 1
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Owen, Jack
Rating: PG-13
Written For: Challenge 363: Missing at tw100
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Owen’s lost something. Ianto can explain…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Delivering the morning coffee, Ianto could hear Owen cursing down in the autopsy bay.
“Damnit, where the fuck is it? I know I left it on the tray last night!”
“Problems, Owen?”
“Yeah, my ultrasound gel’s gone missing!”
“Ah, sorry, I had to hide it from Jack.”
“I’ll probably regret asking this but… why?”
“He’d stripped naked, spread it all over himself and was sliding around on the floor.”
“Okay, even for Jack that’s weird.”
“Hey, don’t knock what you haven’t tried!” Jack grinned, leaning on the railing. “It’s even better than baby oil and much easier to clean up!”
The End
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Date: 2015-09-29 07:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-09-29 08:02 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2015-09-29 08:21 pm (UTC)I'm with Owen on this one. That is just about three steps too weird...
*sighs* The things Ianto Jones has to put up with...
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Date: 2015-09-30 09:34 am (UTC)Ianto is surprisingly patient, lol!
Thank you.
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Date: 2015-09-30 10:37 am (UTC)great drabble
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Date: 2015-09-30 11:01 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2015-09-30 12:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-09-30 03:19 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2015-10-01 09:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-01 10:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-01 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-01 06:56 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2015-10-06 06:41 pm (UTC)But why dragged around ?????????? and especially in the autopsy room?
hey it's true, being naked, it can hardly go outside.
Ianto is a saint and if it is not, ask the Pope: He deserves to be beatified for his patience with Jack (and others who sometimes are worse!)
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Date: 2015-10-06 06:58 pm (UTC)Ianto is very patient with Jack's peculiarities!
Thank you!