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Title: Other Uses 1

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Owen, Jack

Rating: PG-13

Written For: Challenge 363: Missing at [livejournal.com profile] tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Owen’s lost something. Ianto can explain…

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.







Delivering the morning coffee, Ianto could hear Owen cursing down in the autopsy bay.



“Damnit, where the fuck is it? I know I left it on the tray last night!”



“Problems, Owen?”



“Yeah, my ultrasound gel’s gone missing!”



“Ah, sorry, I had to hide it from Jack.”



“I’ll probably regret asking this but… why?”



“He’d stripped naked, spread it all over himself and was sliding around on the floor.”



“Okay, even for Jack that’s weird.”



“Hey, don’t knock what you haven’t tried!” Jack grinned, leaning on the railing. “It’s even better than baby oil and much easier to clean up!”



The End





Date: 2015-09-29 07:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akawho.livejournal.com
Only Jack... LOL!

Date: 2015-09-29 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-findlow.livejournal.com

I'm with Owen on this one. That is just about three steps too weird...


*sighs* The things Ianto Jones has to put up with...

Date: 2015-09-30 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
only Jack... that is all I can say lol

great drabble

Date: 2015-09-30 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] too-beauty.livejournal.com
OMG! That man is not afraid of trying anything!!! LOL

Date: 2015-10-01 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raynewton.livejournal.com
What an image I now have in my mind. Practical IANTO
Edited Date: 2015-10-01 09:22 am (UTC)

Date: 2015-10-01 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forsaken2003.livejournal.com
Jack is a strange man. That's why I love him lol.

Date: 2015-10-06 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black59.livejournal.com
Okay, I understand that Jack can find more enjoyable and more efficient than oil baby milk.
But why dragged around ?????????? and especially in the autopsy room?
hey it's true, being naked, it can hardly go outside.


Ianto is a saint and if it is not, ask the Pope: He deserves to be beatified for his patience with Jack (and others who sometimes are worse!)

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