Drabble: Chicken Story

[bk_forever]

Title: Chicken Story

Author: badly_knitted

Characters/Pairing: Jack, Ianto

Rating: G

Word Count: 100

Summary: Jack has a habit of bringing stray animals to the Hub.

Spoilers: None

Written For: caz251’s comment_fic prompt ‘Any, Any, "That time with the chicken, nothing to do with me".’

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood or any of the characters. Which is sad.

Ianto stared at the box of puppies by Jack’s desk.

“Jack?” he yelled. “What’s this?”

“Puppies!”

“I can see that! What’ve I told you about bringing strays to the Hub?”

“I couldn’t just leave them! They’ve been abandoned! Anyway, how d’you know it was me?”

“You just admitted it. Besides, it’s always you.”

“Ha! Not so! That time with the chicken? Nothing to do with me; that was Owen."

Ianto frowned. “Why would Owen bring a chicken to work?”

“He won it in a poker game.”

“Who bets chickens?”

“The local farmers’ club. You’re lucky he didn’t win the goat.”

The End

Comments

[akawho.livejournal.com]

Owen with a chicken??!! LOL

[bk_forever]

He won it fair and square. He was hoping for eggs. ;)

Thank you!

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

Well at least the wont end up in the pound LOL

great story.

[bk_forever]

Jack knows Ianto will find good homes for them all. Ianto's such a softy!

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[raynewton.livejournal.com]

As long as Myfanwy doesn't get them. How many puppies one each? What breed? Maybe Ianto could make omeletes with the eggs from Owen's chicken. Aren't chickens supposed to be descended from pterodactyls/pterasaurs? Sorry, silly mood this morning. Can just see the boys playing with the pups - and each other

[bk_forever]

Mongrels, I should think, probably between 3 and 5. Maybe they COULD have one each, but the poor dogs would either be alone a lot or have to spend most of their lives in the Hub, not sure that would be fun for them. They'll probably be re-homes with suitable people.

I think chickens probably ARE distant relatives of the pterosaurs, maybe Myf will adopt it. Ianto would be pleased with the fresh eggs, I think, lol!

The boys playing with the pups would be adorable =)

Thank you!

[jo02]

Haha I need that cctv of Owen with a chicken :)

[bk_forever]

It would be quite a sight wouldn't it? LOL!

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[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

Ha Ha, was wondering where you were going to go with that prompt!

Owen finally manages to pull a bird at a pub....(pun very much intended!)

[bk_forever]

ROFLMAO! Yep, and what a bird she is! Ianto rather likes her. Fresh eggs ;)

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[black59.livejournal.com]

lol

[bk_forever]

Thank you!