Drabble: Off The Menu

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Title: Off The Menu

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, mentions Owen.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 336 – Junk Food at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto is concerned about Torchwood’s eating habits.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

Frowning, Ianto gathered up yet another stack of empty pizza boxes destined for the recycling bin.

“We’ve all been eating way too much junk food lately,” he commented. “If the trend keeps up, we’re going to start looking like pizzas.”

“Round and delicious?” Jack asked.

“No; crusty and cheesy with too much fat.”

Jack looked down at himself, suddenly worried. He’d gone up a notch on his belt recently; that was probably from excess pizza.

“Okay, point taken. I guess a healthier diet couldn’t hurt.”

“Good, that’s settled. And Jack?”

“Hmm?”

“You can break the news to Owen,” Ianto smirked.

The End

Comments

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Ianto used to eat a lot of pizza but after the cannibals, he started to see the appeal of veggies, and then after the space whale, meat started to look less appealing...

Now Ianto is realising he hasn't been eating healthily and it's affecting him, so he wants the whole team to change their diet, that way he won't get tempted to fall back into old habits and the team will be fitter too. Owen might take a bit of persuading though, which is why Ianto's leaving that task to Jack.

Thank you.