Drabble: The Worst Patient

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Title: The Worst Patient

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, Owen

Rating: PG-15

Written For: Challenge 326 – Doctor’s Visit at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Owen needs a doctor. Ianto and Jack find that amusing.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

Driving across Cardiff, Ianto couldn’t contain his glee.

“Never thought I’d be taking our medic to the doctor’s; this is an historic occasion!”

“Should I take photographs?” asked Jack, sounding equally happy.

“Tosh already did,” Ianto assured him.

“Should’ve known!”

“Wankers!” Owen’s voice floated from the back seat. “You wait ‘til you need treatment!”

“We would’ve helped you!”

“You’re not gettin’ near my arse!”

“It’s your own fault. I said keep your head down, not stick your ass in the air! They couldn’t miss!”

“Shut up! Buckshot fuckin’ hurts!”

Ianto sighed. “I guess doctor’s really do make the worst patients!”

The End

Comments

[jo02]

Can I just say, Ahahahahaha - poor Owen

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Poor boy has a booboo! On the other hand, he should have known better than to leave his arse in full view, so he does kinda deserve it!

Thank you!

[milady-dragon.livejournal.com]

LOL! Poor Owen!

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You'd think he'd know better by now!

Thank you!

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

sounds like some team bonding gone wrong!

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Well, more a case of Owen being a bit careless in the field. The alien weapons weren't exactly state-of-the-art, but getting shot in the behind still stings! I'm a bit mean to Owen sometimes, but he's such fun to mess with!

Thank you!

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

LOL oh poor Owen, he must be such a pain in the arse right now and he must have one too (sorry couldnt resist)

great drabble.

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Right on both counts! LOL!

It's a minor but painful injury, he'll be fine.

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[jsks.livejournal.com]

True medical personal are some of the worst patients and doctors are the worst of the worst.

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Owen whined the entire time, even though it was a fairly minor flesh wound! Jack and Ianto teased him mercilessly.

Thank you!

[jedi-harkness.livejournal.com]

Now I'm curious about what the story is there! *giggles*

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I sort of left that to the reader's imagination, but you know how cranky people can be after falling through the Rift and finding themselves in a strange place...

Thank you!

[timelordshines.livejournal.com]

Ouch! Poor Owen. (Lol)

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It's not that bad, just painful. He'll make a huge fuss though, lol!

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[black59.livejournal.com]

Poor Owen ;-)
NIAK NIAK NIAK
But, attention at the Back stick..

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Doctor's are notoriously bad patients.

Thank you!