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Title: An Unwelcome Sight

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Nope.

Summary: Sometimes, Owen thinks Jack and Ianto get into such situations just to torture him.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: For the prompt ‘Do I Wanna Know?’, one of the prompts I didn’t get around to using for tw100’s challenge 292: Billboard Hot 100 last year. I’ve dug them out again to supplement the prompts I got from my f-list, just because there are still loads I wanted to use.







Arriving at the Hub early one morning, Owen was greeted by a sight he could have done without.



There was water everywhere.



Jack hung by his braces from the catwalk, his trousers so shredded they left nothing to the imagination. Ianto, on the other hand, seemed to have lost his clothes and was naked except for a strategically placed tea tray. Both men were covered in scratches; Ianto had a black eye and Jack’s nose looked swollen.



“Do I even want to know what happened?” Owen asked, covering his eyes.



“Baby Weevils really don’t like being bathed,” Ianto replied wearily.



The End



Date: 2014-09-25 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
Lol! Shouldn't Owen be used to their half-nakedness by now? Well, of course he still doesn't like it, haha! He's kinda like Bikky! :D
(Now I'm wondering what Weevil babies look like... maybe I don't even want to know!)

Date: 2014-09-26 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
"They're probably kinda ugly" - LOL! At first I thought you were talking about Jack and Ianto, and I was like WTF?! xD

But I agree that WEEVIL BABIES are probably really ugly! xD

Date: 2014-09-26 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
Haha, I know, that's why I was so taken aback! xD

Jack and Ianto would kill us if they knew we're comparing them to weevil babies... x'D

Date: 2014-09-25 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
I...have no words. Really. This is hilarious.

Date: 2014-09-26 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
lol oh dear I wonder whos idea it was to bath the baby weevil.

great drabble.

Date: 2014-09-28 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsks.livejournal.com
Maybe showers in the future..................runs away.

Date: 2014-09-29 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Lol. Love the ending. So not where I thought you were going at the start of this...

Date: 2014-09-30 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilyrose225.livejournal.com
*raises eyebrow* And we're really supposed to believe that's ALL they were doing? :P

Date: 2014-10-03 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
ROTFL!! Next time, gently tranquilize the critter first!! (That's one heck of a 'baby'!!)

Date: 2014-10-05 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black59.livejournal.com
they do not have a bathroom that farm that ??
they wanted to do in the main hub ?????

the poor.

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