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Title: The Waist Land

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack is worried about his expanding waistline.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: For the prompt ‘The Waist Land’, one of the prompts I didn’t get around to using for tw100’s challenge 288 last year. I’ve dug them out again to supplement the prompts I got from my f-list, just because there are still loads I wanted to use.







Jack stared in the mirror, frowning, and poked his middle. There was no doubt about it; he’d put on weight, an unwelcome side effect of avoiding dying so often. He knew Ianto appreciated him being more careful, but worried his husband would lose interest now he’d gained weight.



“Ianto, d’you think I’m getting fat?” he asked hesitantly.



Ianto snorted, and Jack glared at him.



“It’s not funny!”



“Yes it is; I was about to ask you the same thing! Maybe we should stop eating junk food and exercise more.”



Jack dragged Ianto onto the bed.



“Good idea! Let’s exercise now!”



The End


Date: 2014-09-21 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tardisjournal.livejournal.com
Ha! A very Jack-like solution to the problem!

Date: 2014-09-21 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] lt_indigo
On first read through I just thought 'how very Jack'. Second? I'm thinking that Ianto is clever enough to answer Jack in just the right way to get more sex out of it...

Date: 2014-09-21 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
Ah, the best kind of exercise there is!

Date: 2014-09-22 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
Well I suppose THAT is a form of exercise LOL

great drabble.

Date: 2014-09-22 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
Hee, I like Jack's idea of exercise! ;D

Date: 2014-09-22 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
I'm sure they wont mind having to do lots more exercise! :-)

Date: 2014-09-23 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilyrose225.livejournal.com
Oh Jack... *facepalm* I shouldn't have expected anything different.

Date: 2014-09-23 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
LOL!! 5 pounds and Jack has the audacity to think he's FAT?! As often as they 'exercise,' those two should only see a fat cell in a magazine!

Date: 2014-09-28 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsks.livejournal.com
They say a good marrage expands the waistline. Love they guys idea of exercise.

Date: 2014-10-05 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black59.livejournal.com
good idea.

but it may not be enough ... as an exercise.

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