Drabble: Personal Grooming
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bk_forever
Title: Personal Grooming - Sequel to 'Coming Unfluffed'
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badly_knitted
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Nosy
Rating: G
Spoilers: Nope.
Summary: Jack comes across a sight he’s not expecting.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: This one’s for lexxiescott – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hearing the vacuum cleaner running, Jack headed down to the boardroom, hoping to sneak up on Ianto for a crafty grope, but the sight that met his eyes wasn’t at all what he expected.
Ianto was there, but what on earth was he doing?
“Run it lightly along, head end to tail end, smooth strokes… That’s right, you’re getting the hang of it now!”
Jack shook himself and cleared his throat.
“Ianto? Care to explain?”
“Just teaching Nosy to use the vacuum cleaner.”
”On itself?”
“Gets rid of all those loose hairs.”
“Of course it does. What was I thinking?”
The End
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Date: 2014-08-10 01:54 pm (UTC)Loved it!!!
Kissitos!!!
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Date: 2014-08-10 03:09 pm (UTC)Thanks, Ani! *hugs & kissitos*
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Date: 2014-08-10 02:56 pm (UTC)Love it. Thanks so much *hugs*
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Date: 2014-08-10 03:25 pm (UTC)You just know the loose hairs drive Ianto mad, so this solves the problem tidily! Poor Jack though, plans scuppered! Groping Ianto has gone right out of his head!
Thank you.
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Date: 2014-08-10 04:06 pm (UTC)Oh yeah, they have to, especially when they might end up on his suit or, worse, in the coffee. Although it might be fun to see Owen's reaction to that one. The man does love his coffee.
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Date: 2014-08-10 05:13 pm (UTC)It's just these random little comments that often spark ideas for drabbles - I'll get my ideas anywhere!
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Date: 2014-08-10 04:33 pm (UTC)It really is a brilliant idea. I wonder if Ianto gives private lessons. I'd love for him to teach my furries to do that.
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Date: 2014-08-10 05:25 pm (UTC)Jack is often surprised by Ianto's schemes, it seems!
Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-10 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-10 10:06 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-10 09:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-10 10:03 pm (UTC)Thank you!
(Fluff hair is allergy free).
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Date: 2014-08-11 11:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-11 03:33 pm (UTC)There ought to be cat vacuums, but sadly, I suspect it would be hard to train a cat to use one.
Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-11 01:34 pm (UTC)great drabble
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Date: 2014-08-11 03:57 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-11 03:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-11 04:02 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-14 08:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-14 11:27 am (UTC)Jack was too stunned by what he saw, the innuendo will prbobably catch up with him later, lol
Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-14 05:57 pm (UTC)Me? Smut? Horrors, woman! You blaspheme me :D (And I ain't even gonna mention that I've corrupted my idiot son who's working on something involving Jack, Ianto and a stungun...! I went to catholic schools with nuns. We don't think about things ... like smut... (damn! there goes my flashdrive!!)
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Date: 2014-08-14 09:47 pm (UTC)I love reading smut, but not writing it. (Though I have committed smut in the FAKE fandom. Just haven't posted it.)
I think about smut way too much o_O
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Date: 2014-08-14 10:06 pm (UTC)OMG, we had mass first thing every morning before class (they took attendance that way, the sneaks!); my Sundays were spent at a Protestant bible class and my sundays at Baptist church services. I stopped going to church so long ago I can't remember the last time I went. My son finds Catholic services spooky; he wants to know who my 'spirit husband' is!
Smut's fun but some writers forget the human body doesn't bend in the ways they write. 'Course, Jack might say I'm wrong but that's Jack. (I was gonna give my niece a leather 'elephant's trunk" for her hubby to wear trimmed in blue fox but she didn't want me to lose my halo; he thought I was a prude...)
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Date: 2014-08-15 11:43 am (UTC)Oh, that sounds a very elegant piece of apparel, I'm sure Ianto and Jack have matching ones for special occasions once they're out among the stars. There must be societies where such... accessories would be the only clothing worn. When in Rome, so to speak... I can see them now, otherwise naked, prancing about among the equally naked natives, showing off and getting their 'outfits' admired. LOL!
Yeah, I've read smut which is just physically impossible, which is one reason I hesitate to write it - I know I'd screw that up. A friend checked the FAKE fic I've written and pointed out that I'd turned one of the characters into a bizarre contortionist just because forgot to mention he knelt down first, lol!
Smut - the PWP kind - is the one thing you can read in any fandom without really having to know anything about the characters or the plot of the show.
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Date: 2014-08-21 06:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-21 12:48 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-22 10:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-22 10:22 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-09-05 08:21 pm (UTC)I want A !!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2014-09-05 08:54 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-09-21 06:11 pm (UTC)This is awesome.
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Date: 2014-09-21 08:02 pm (UTC)