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Title: Royal Invitation

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack manages to shock the team again.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] star54kar. Prompt at the end.

A/N2: I got the idea for this one from reading [livejournal.com profile] cjulina’s brilliant drabble ‘Formal Attire’.







Jack was chatting with the team about his and Ianto’s invitation to Royal Ascot.



“Ianto’s going in his birthday suit,” he informed them cheerfully.



Gwen immediately choked on her coffee, while Tosh eyed Ianto appraisingly with a sly grin.



Ianto just shook his head in despair.



“I worry about you lot sometimes. I’m wearing the suit Jack gave me for my birthday, not going in the nude.”



“Thank God,” said Owen, “I can do without those mental images.”



“I can’t attend nude,” Ianto continued blithely, “I’d have nowhere to put my betting slips.”



Gwen promptly choked on her coffee again.




The End




A/N: Prompt was ‘Birthday suit’

Date: 2014-08-04 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicaluvr.livejournal.com
*chuckle* Oh Ianto - you just have to love his droll sense of humour <3

Good one :)

Date: 2014-08-04 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
You know Ianto just loves teasing Gwen. Although Jack is equally a troll. LOL!

Date: 2014-08-04 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toshiani007.livejournal.com
***giggles***
Loved it!!!
Hugs!!!

Date: 2014-08-04 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilyrose225.livejournal.com
Ianto, you can go anywhere you want in your birthday suit. None of us will mind.

Date: 2014-08-05 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] too-beauty.livejournal.com
hahahahaha only you could think something like that about that prompt !
Ianto, you are a true master at giving answers!!

Date: 2014-08-05 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cjulina.livejournal.com
Oh, how fun! You did a fantastic job with the prompt.

Hmmm, Jack really should be a gentleman and offer to hold on to the betting slips for Ianto. Don't ya think? :P

Date: 2014-08-05 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsks.livejournal.com
Do believe that if Ianto had gone in his 'birthday suit' no one would remember any of the hats that day or the horse that won.;)

Date: 2014-08-05 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
LMAO!! Priorities, Gwen. Betting slips are important. Good drabble; made me spit the coffee.

Date: 2014-08-06 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
You know, you and so many others simply don't let Tosh get off one good laugh at times like this. I KNOW she's not that demure; she reminds me of a close friend who behaves the same way and I've seen her nearly bust a gut laughing her ass off when she thinks nobody's looking... Ms Demure, my butt!!

Date: 2014-08-06 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iantojjackh.livejournal.com
I want naked Ianto.

Date: 2014-08-06 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rambleinblue.livejournal.com
meanwhile, I could easily see Jack launching into one of his stories about how you don't need to be wearing any clothes to hold something. Did I ever tell you about the time with the defabricator...

Date: 2014-08-06 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluelilacs.livejournal.com
Jack and Ianto are quite the comedy act. I'm actually rather surprised any of them dare to trying eating or drinking anything with the two of them around. You never know what will come out of their mouths.

Date: 2014-08-21 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort* Oh, Ianto! ;D

Date: 2014-08-22 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Hehe, I wouldn't mind seeing Ianto in his birthday suit :-)

Date: 2014-08-22 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Well either actually - but I think you know which one I really meant! ;-)

Date: 2014-09-05 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black59.livejournal.com
he bin, they all thoughts .... LOL

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