Drabble: Royal Invitation
Aug. 4th, 2014 06:19 pm
Title: Royal Invitation
Author:
badly_knitted
Characters: Jack, Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen
Rating: G
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack manages to shock the team again.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: For
star54kar. Prompt at the end.
A/N2: I got the idea for this one from reading
cjulina’s brilliant drabble ‘Formal Attire’.
Jack was chatting with the team about his and Ianto’s invitation to Royal Ascot.
“Ianto’s going in his birthday suit,” he informed them cheerfully.
Gwen immediately choked on her coffee, while Tosh eyed Ianto appraisingly with a sly grin.
Ianto just shook his head in despair.
“I worry about you lot sometimes. I’m wearing the suit Jack gave me for my birthday, not going in the nude.”
“Thank God,” said Owen, “I can do without those mental images.”
“I can’t attend nude,” Ianto continued blithely, “I’d have nowhere to put my betting slips.”
Gwen promptly choked on her coffee again.
The End
A/N: Prompt was ‘Birthday suit’
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Date: 2014-08-04 05:47 pm (UTC)Good one :)
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Date: 2014-08-04 07:08 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-04 09:50 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-04 07:52 pm (UTC)Loved it!!!
Hugs!!!
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Date: 2014-08-04 09:51 pm (UTC)*big hugs*
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Date: 2014-08-04 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-04 10:11 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-05 02:24 am (UTC)Ianto, you are a true master at giving answers!!
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Date: 2014-08-05 01:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-05 01:46 pm (UTC)Hmmm, Jack really should be a gentleman and offer to hold on to the betting slips for Ianto. Don't ya think? :P
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Date: 2014-08-05 02:28 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-05 05:30 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-05 05:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-05 05:32 pm (UTC)Ianto has his priorities straight!
Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-06 12:44 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-08-06 11:15 am (UTC)Tosh will just get this faraway look as she thinks about possibilities and naked Jack & Ianto. You just know she's got a dirty mind - it's always the quiet ones!
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Date: 2014-08-06 11:10 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-06 06:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-06 11:18 am (UTC)They're as bad as each other now, which just makes them double the fun to write!
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Date: 2014-08-21 12:12 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-22 09:32 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-08-22 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-22 10:16 pm (UTC)Not drooling, honest!
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