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Title: Awkward Question - Sequel to ‘Owning Up’

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, Mica

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Small children can be counted on to ask awkward questions.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: A double drabble for biancaruth.






Hauling himself back onto the sofa, Ianto wiped tears of laughter from his eyes as Jack pouted at him.



“A little sympathy would’ve been nice.”



“You got what you deserved, Jack,” Ianto smirked. “I just wish I’d been there to see it.”



“If you’d been there it wouldn’t have happened,” Jack reminded him.



“That’s true I suppose. I wonder if Tosh could pull up the CCTV…”



“Don’t you dare!” Jack looked horrified at the very idea.



Before either of them could say anything else, they were interrupted by a small figure creeping up between them on the sofa.



“What’re you doing up, young lady? You should be asleep.”



“I’m not sleepy. Uncle Jack, what does ‘groping’ mean?” asked Mica.



Jack turned to Ianto, seeking help, but Ianto just shrugged.



"You're on your own with this one. You said it, you get to explain it."



“Um…” Jack wracked his brains for a child-friendly definition. “It sort of means feeling around for something, like if it’s dark and you can’t see.”



“Why did Uncle Gareth hit you?”



“Ah, I accidentally grabbed him in an uncomfortable place.”



“Oh. Did you say sorry?”



“Good question. Did you, Jack?”



“He hit me. I don’t remember.”



TBC in 'Conversing Cousins'

Date: 2014-07-26 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spartan-117.livejournal.com
LOL poor Jack

Date: 2014-07-26 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
ianto is really leaving him out to dry on this one LOL

great drabble.

Date: 2014-07-26 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
Haha, little children are so innocent! And that makes it so difficult to properly explain things to them sometimes! xD

Date: 2014-07-26 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluelilacs.livejournal.com
The question is, is this explanation going to satisfy her enough to put this out of her mind, or is this going to innocently pop up in conversation with Rhiannon? That will be interesting for Ianto to explain.

Date: 2014-07-26 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
Hee hee! I love it when little kids ask embarrassing and/or unanswerable questions.

Date: 2014-07-26 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilyrose225.livejournal.com
Oh, Jack. Don't you know that children always hear the things you don't want them to?

Date: 2014-07-27 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
Poor Jack! Ianto should be on the sofa for a week for laughing! But the kids... leave it to kids to be where they shouldn't and ask what they shouldn't ...

Sorry, my sympathies are with Jack. I have 6 sets of twins in my family - they're supposed to be fraternal but two of those sets, I can't tell them apart!

Date: 2014-07-29 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort* Jack must wonder what he did to the universe to always get in these situations!
Edited Date: 2014-07-29 08:24 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-08-17 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Lol.
Children always ask awkward questions :-)

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