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Title: Expert Opinion

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Owen, mentions the team.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 317 – Mammoth at [livejournal.com profile] tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Owen is called in by the police to investigate some mysterious remains.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.






Cardiff's police had got into the habit of calling Torchwood in for anything out of the ordinary; the mysterious organisation were experts when it came to weirdness. So, when strange bones were discovered while digging foundations for a new office block, their medical expert was asked for his opinion.



Dr Harper studied the bones carefully.



“Well, they’re not human.”



The police constable rolled his eyes.



“We guessed that much.”



Harper smirked.



“Judging by size and shape, I’d say early elephant. Maybe even Mammoth. Better call the Natural History Museum. They love old bones. Not our jurisdiction. Have a nice day.”



The End


Date: 2014-07-19 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] too-beauty.livejournal.com
hahahahah sarcastic Owen!!!

Date: 2014-07-20 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toshiani007.livejournal.com
That was very funny!!!
Loved it!!!
Hug!!!

Date: 2014-07-20 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
I love Owen's "Have a nice day." I bet those words were as sarcastic as all get-out.

Date: 2014-07-20 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluelilacs.livejournal.com
It must be kind of nice when they can say,"Not our jurisdiction." and not have to deal with it.

Date: 2014-07-20 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
lol definitely not their Jurisdiction.

great drabble

Date: 2014-07-20 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Hehe. At least this time, although unexpected, it is perfectly natural and therefore not Torchwood's problem. Must be nice for a change!

(Although I don't know if there were mammoths in Britain? I have no idea how far they spread? It could turn out to be a case for Torchwood after all? Ianto would know...)

Date: 2014-07-22 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
Oh no, please tell me it wasn't the mammoth mother who died there waiting for her baby to come back! D:

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