Meme

[bk_forever]

Since everyone else seems to be doing it...

Pick up the book nearest you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life for 2012.

So I did, and I got:

The button was at his waist.   (Beggars Ride by Nancy Kress)

Apparently, I need directions =P

Comments

[sassysailorgirl.livejournal.com]

*winks* Well, if you're like me, it's been a while, so...;p

[debmommy22.livejournal.com]

I died laughing on this on DW. Forgot to check LJ first. :D

[bk_forever]

Yeah, and at my age, memory is starting to go, sooo... Lol! Plus, I'm at the age for the change, hormones dwindling, more interested in reading about rather than doing....

[bk_forever]

Lol! I'm nearly 50 and my memory is going, my hormones are messed up and I'm more interested in reading Janto smut than getting any myself! I probably need hints and tips!

[usakiwigirl.livejournal.com]

Dear god, that's funny! - reading about it is just fine. Bound to be better in the long run. *winks*

[bk_forever]

'Tis for me, due to health issues! Besides, who needs the 'real' thing when one has copious amounts of high quality Janto smut to get lost in?

[usakiwigirl.livejournal.com]

Doesn't bother me to read all this either - and I'm married. Rather spend my time in a good book, LOL. I think that officially makes me a bad wife. Oh well. Too bad!

[bk_forever]

Lol! Smut readers unite! =)

[debmommy22.livejournal.com]

Are you me?!

I'm 45, memory going (as you know!) and my hormones are messing me up. Perimenopause the doc. calls it. Sucks!

[debmommy22.livejournal.com]

Ok, I will do the meme anyway.

Well, page 45 in this book shows a naked man laying on his stomach while girl massages his naked thieh. (The Book of Massage by Lucinda Lidell)

This could be good. LOL!

Ok, why do I have this book? Got it when i first got married....*whistles*.....things are less "exciting now!*
Where's the NC-17 fanfic?!

[bk_forever]

Oh, tell me about it! I had to have a hysterectomy just before I turned 40, they said I'd probably have an early menopause because of it though they left my ovaries (thanks, guys, I know who to thank for the hellish hormone related migraines), and I guess I'm right in the middle of it now. NOT fun =(

Ain't life wonderful? Sometimes I wish I'd been born a man, just in order to miss out on all the female problems that have plagued me for most of my life. Men don't know how lucky they are! Lol!

[bk_forever]

ROFLMAO! With a pic like that, looks like 2012 will be a GOOOOD year for you =D

And if not, there's always fanfic, lol! Can't go wrong with the Jack/Ianto smut! It'll never let you down!

[debmommy22.livejournal.com]

I sure hope so. Having problems with my husband in that area right now, but I am going into therapy with my old psychologist who I haven't seen in two years. I had one appointment in Dec. Seeing him this month.

PS. sorry these were fun posts, just replied at a bad time.

Oh, and I think I spelled "thigh" wrong in my previous post. lol! Told you I couldn't spell.

[debmommy22.livejournal.com]

Oh! Maybe that is why I had those migraines! I never had one before unless you count those few when I was a little girl.

My hormones are all screwed up right now, and I had that + the yeast infection close together. No one told me this was going to happen during my trip to menopause. Wonderful! It so sucks being a woman sometimes. It never ends, hot flashs next for me. Then after my periods stop, I will have other problems. Why do men have it so easy? They have oh maybe a mid-life crisis and lose their hair, though that is hard losing your hair...and the only other thing they have that is simular to women is they can have prostrate problems which are very painful I've been told. Still, most of their lives if they are healthy, they have it good in my opinion. Ok, male bashing over. :) I still love them. I just don't understand why the scales are tilled so far apart.

Edit: sorry, too wrapped up in me.

I'm sorry you have been through so much. I haven't had to have a hysterectomy, no idea what it is like. Does leaving the ovaries help somehow, is some estrogen still being produced, early menopause has got to suck. Oh I know, I can't wait! not.

I have always had heavy periods and PMS-PMDD terribly bad! Pain and crazies to go with all my other craziness. Oh there I go again complaining! sorry.

[bk_forever]

Here's hoping your psychologist will be a big help =)

[bk_forever]

Hormone changes can cause migraines - I used to get them once a month, just before my period. Now my hormones are so screwed, it's every 2 weeks for 3 days, though taking omega 3 seems to cut down the frequency and severity as long as I don't miss it out on too many days.

Yeah, leaving the ovaries was supposed to delay menopause - if they took them too, menopause would have been immediate, so they delayed that but sentenced me to increasingly severe migraines instead. I had the op to deal with the pain, which was a nightmare and could last up to 2 weeks around my period. At least that's gone, but I still get PMS, tenderness and mood swings and godawful clumsiness where I keep dropping things/walking into things etc. Men really do get off light and they just DON'T understand. Honestly, if they felt the pains we do, they wouldn't be able to function, while we just get on with what needs doing!

[debmommy22.livejournal.com]

I sure hope so. :)

[debmommy22.livejournal.com]

I think if men had to carry the babies, the human race would die out. lol!

I wonder if omega 3 would help me too?

[bk_forever]

Might be worth a try - as long as you're not allergic to fish! It's good for heart health, the brain and the joints too, so that can't be bad. It's a food supplement as well, not a drug, so no side effects. I take one 500mg capsule a day and I've found it does help to keep the migraines few and far between as well as the ones I do get being less severe. I don't know why it works, but as long as it does, that's a good thing. Sometimes I forget to take it though. I try to take it with breakfast, somehow it's easier to remember then than if I took it with lunch or dinner.

I think if men had to carry the babies, the human race would die out. So true! I think that's why I like mpreg stories, seeing how pregnant Jack copes (and how Ianto copes with pregnant Jack) is fun! I've never had kids myself though, I'm just not a maternal person.

[debmommy22.livejournal.com]

I don't feel like a very maternal person either, but Michael wanted a baby so bad. I was scared to death!...We used birth control for a long time, but Michael was getting sad, thinking I would never agree to it. I thought he might never forgive me if we didn't have a baby which was very selfish on his part. He had no idea how hard it would be!

I'm glad we have him now, he is a beautiful child. Seven years old this month on the 22nd. He was kind of an accident because I miscarried one first, was only a few weeks along so not bad, but M thought I would not try again. We did those ovulation kits, so stupid, but when I got pregnant with Alex it was a surprise which I think is the best way to have a baby. It is just more romantic I think.

[bk_forever]

I'm glad things worked out in the end, though I'm sorry about the miscarriage, that must have been hard to deal with even if you were only a few weeks along.

Happy Birthday to Alex, I hope he has a wonderful 7th birthday! I can barely remember being that young, though I expect he's starting to feel quite grown up! Kids are wonderful, as long as they're someone else's. I adore my nephew and niece, though they're both all grown up now. David is in his early thirties, where did the time go? He's so tall! He and his sister rent a house together, it's amazing how well they get along. My niece Emma is going to bring her long-time boyfriend to meet us next time she visits - I just hope her wacky aunt (me) and crotchety grandma don't scare him off - we're a weird lot!

[debmommy22.livejournal.com]

I just wrote my life story here, like 4 paragraphs and the dumbass thing timed out "again", probably because I typed a book...and I forgot to copy it before I hit post. It's GONE again, all of it!

Well, that is good news for you. You won't have to take days to read it all. LOL!

I do have this...

"My niece Emma is going to bring her long-time boyfriend to meet us next time she visits - I just hope her wacky aunt (me) and crotchety grandma don't scare him off - we're a weird lot!"

I laughed at this! You can't be weirder than us!...though I think he might ought to be scared of you Mother. LOL!

Thanks for the birthday wishes to Alex, he is a beautiful boy.

The misscarriage was not fun, but at the time I think I was relieved, which Michael could see and was so mad at me about. He was devasted and thought I would never want to try again because I had been so afraid and reluctant to have a baby. (It may have been more like 3 weeks when he/she stopped developing. I found it out at the OBGYN's office when I went in about what I thought was 5 weeks along.

You sound like I used to sound, ("Kids are wonderful, as long as they're someone else's.") LOL! You may have a point there. Some people really want them, others don't, or for me in the end, well Alex was sort of an accident, but a beautiful one. I will post all about it eventually in my LJ...too tired from writing "four" paragraphs and losing them! GEEZ! Not sure if it is us or LJ. M thinks it maybe us. Now I must copy this in case I have timed-out again from typing so long. I told you all about my husband his illness, drug use, being away from us, etc. I could just die. Going now. :/

[bk_forever]

Stupid LJ =(

Stupid email too - I've had to log in 4 times before I managed to read even 1 email! Just gets me so mad. So much for technology making things easier!

Hmmmm. Mum can be very nice, but she can also be not so nice. Most people only see the nice side because they don't have to live with her. But boy, she complains about everything! I love her, but she drives me mad, she's so intolerant of everyone and everything. *sigh* I hope I don't turn into her as I get older!

[debmommy22.livejournal.com]

I understand it is different when you live with someone. In fact, I think you really only know the real person when you live with them 24/7.

[bk_forever]

That's very true. I get to see all her moods while other people just get to see her good moods and think she's wonderful.