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Title: Leprechaun Logic

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Owen, Jack

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 311 – Leprechauns at [livejournal.com profile] tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto and Owen try some alien alcohol, with unusual results.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Thanks to Wall With A Fez for the idea!







Owen had tested the alien alcohol, pronouncing it safe for human consumption, so he and Ianto had tried some. Then a bit more, and another glass… It really was very good. Maybe a bit too good.



Giggling and clinging to each other, they staggered through the Hub, searching for something.



Jack watched them, baffled.



“What’re you looking for?”



“Pots of gold,” Ianto grinned dopily.



“S’right!” Owen said solemnly. “Can’t be Leprechauns without pots o’ gold.”



“Leprechauns?”



Ianto nodded so hard he fell over.



“Gotta be Leprechauns on Paddy’s Day! It’s patriotic!”



“You’re Welsh!”



“Welsh Leprechaun!” Ianto agreed.



Jack gave up.



The End


Date: 2014-03-20 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ma2d2.livejournal.com
Hilarious!
Though I can relate to Ianto, here! Can almost picture the Snarky Twins staggering!
This drabble brings back memories ...
Been on some epic pub-crawls on St.Paddy's day, the best/worst one was when I'd consumed 18 pints of Guinness over the course of 14 hours and was still standing/stumbling, being mostly held upright by my partner who is part Irish except that he still insists that 'Everybody is Irish on March 17th'[I am Indian]!!
Of course that particular instance was over a decade ago, doubt my liver and kidneys can stand that sort of punishment nowadays ... Ahhh, youth ...
Edited Date: 2014-03-20 03:24 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-03-20 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
ROTFL!!! Poor Jack, here I thought Ianto was the sensible one in the bunch! I would have LOVED to see John, Gareth and Burn do something like this; it would have been hysterical.

I will not tell you about the hangover my hubby inflicted on both of us nor how we both woke up nekkid and wet the next day -- in BED! I was literally hip-deep in a puddle of water-in BED...

OMG, the hangovers they'll have the next day ...

Date: 2014-03-20 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
LOL, these two are hilarious! They should get drunk more often! xD
Edited Date: 2014-03-20 05:26 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-03-20 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cjulina.livejournal.com
Oh my! This had me laughing so hard. Absolutely love it! Great job.

Date: 2014-03-20 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iantojjackh.livejournal.com
These two drunk are hysterical.

Date: 2014-03-21 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Hehe, poor Jack.
I bet those two drunk is funny! :-)

Date: 2014-03-21 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] too-beauty.livejournal.com
hahahaha I can't imagine Jack giving up!

Date: 2014-03-21 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
If anyone could be a Welsh Leprechaun, it's Ianto Jones!

Date: 2014-03-21 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
Hahha oh this is priceless, made my day this.

Date: 2014-03-22 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort* The Torchwood folks missed comedy gold by not writing a drunk scene with Ianto and Owen. That was priceless! :D

Date: 2014-03-22 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviv-b.livejournal.com
Always love a drunk Ianto,St P's day or not!

Date: 2014-03-23 04:40 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akawho.livejournal.com
Of course Jack gave up arguing - so many better things to do with a drunken Welsh Leprechaun! LOL!!

Date: 2014-03-29 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black59.livejournal.com

I know that Ianto is Welsh and they like to drink ...
But I would have hoped more holding from Ianto.

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