Drabble: Tall Tales
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Title: Tall Tales
Author: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
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Characters: Jack, Team
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack has an endless supply of amusing stories to tell.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: For mahmfic’s prompt ‘Tales’
Jack was a spinner of tall tales, so his team took everything he said with a grain of salt. His claims were far too outrageous to be true, but they were fun to listen to so no one really minded.
Of course, most of Jack’s tales involved sex. There were stories of his sexcapades with boyfriends and girlfriends, humans and aliens; anecdotes about the historical figures he’d bedded during his many years on earth; long, rambling accounts of the hair-raising adventures he’d had with the Time Agency.
No one would have believed that his wildest tales were the absolute truth.
The End
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Date: 2014-02-01 04:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-01 08:00 pm (UTC)I think it was fun for Jack, he could tell all these stories, knowing they'd never believe him, then laugh to himself when they complained they knew nothing about him because he never told them anything about himself. He's telling them all the time, they're just dismissing what he says.
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Date: 2014-02-02 03:33 pm (UTC)Anywho, you got more goodies to write! :D What's the wildcard spot for?
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Date: 2014-02-02 03:50 pm (UTC)I'll have to ask about the Wild Card, just to be certain, but I think it means you can pick any prompt from the prompt list that isn't already on your card. I hope it means that, 'cause then I could pick a prompt I already have an idea for, lol!
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Date: 2014-02-01 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-01 11:47 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2014-02-02 01:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-02 12:26 pm (UTC)I think Ianto knows he's telling the truth.
Thank you.
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Date: 2014-02-02 04:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-02 12:46 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-02-02 02:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-02 03:38 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-02-03 09:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-03 12:36 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2014-02-03 12:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-03 12:54 pm (UTC)Yeah, some of the things that happen to regular people you couldn't make up, so it's doubly true for Jack who's led such a varied life through so many different time periods and on so many worlds.
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Date: 2014-02-03 01:50 pm (UTC)great drabble.
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Date: 2014-02-03 04:33 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-02-03 09:12 pm (UTC)He speaks in a fashion joke.
This is too much for them to think that this is true.
It is also true that may be, they do not realize it is so old: he is so young!
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Date: 2014-02-03 11:17 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2014-02-04 01:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-04 03:36 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2014-02-05 05:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-05 01:17 pm (UTC)Thank you.