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Title: The Ninth Day…

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen, team, OCs

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 303 – Twelve Days at [livejournal.com profile] tw100

Spoilers: None.

Warnings: Random insanity.

Summary: It’s Christmas, and the Rift is apparently in a giving mood…

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Part 9 of ‘The Twelve Days of Riftmas’.



The Eighth Day…






On the ninth day of Christmas, Torchwood got a call about a disturbance in Asda; an entire checkout queue was doing the cancan.



Owen took one look and covered his eyes, saying something about being scarred for life.



Ianto had to agree. None of the ladies was under seventy; nobody needed to see that many pairs of bloomers on display!



Jack persuaded the dancers to form a conga line behind him and danced them into the staff area, while Tosh found the device responsible and switched it off.



All nine ladies agreed they hadn’t had so much fun in years.



TBC in ‘The Tenth Day…


Date: 2013-12-29 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tardisjournal.livejournal.com
Bahahaha! Loved Jack's way of containing the problem. I bet that WAS fun. For the dancers, if not the beleaguered Team. LOL.

I always try to guess what the scenario is going to be before I click your links. I haven't gotten one right yet! :-p

Date: 2013-12-30 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
omg my poor imagination! Owen doing the cancan....my poor brain! :D

Date: 2013-12-29 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Hehe, I bet Jack enjoyed that :-)

Date: 2013-12-29 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
Oh my lord...LOL!

Oh, I bet those ladies enjoyed themselves...especially the one who got to hang onto Jack during the conga!

Date: 2013-12-29 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] too-beauty.livejournal.com
bwahhhhhhhh and I can clearly see Jack with a bowl of fruits on his head to complete the dance!

Date: 2013-12-30 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
ROTFL! Only Jack could get away with the conga line! This just gets better with each installment. :D You have a seriously demented imagination; each of these segments is so unique but funny as all heck. I don't think I'll be able to look at that ditty without thinking of these drabbles :D

Date: 2013-12-30 05:11 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lexxiescott
*snickers* Just the mental image is enough to have my giggling. Poor Owen and Ianto. And, of course Jack would just dance off with them. He'd be having so much fun with it all.

Date: 2014-01-02 12:36 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lexxiescott
He really is. :) Jack, no matter how much he's hurting, is always going to have that strong face on.

I don't blame them a bit. *snickers*

Date: 2014-01-02 01:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lexxiescott
That's very true. There are times when it seems like Ianto's the only one (recently) that took the time to look beyond that mask. I think Nine did, but Nine also pushed more at first to get Jack to see his own potential.

Date: 2014-01-03 12:50 am (UTC)
lexxiescott: (Jack/Ianto)
From: [personal profile] lexxiescott
You've hit it exactly. :)

I did a story alternate universe for how Ianto joined up with Torchwood and Eleven came back to help him, risking the timelines, with Lisa. Eleven asked Jack to survive through when Ten shows up and the whole deal with the Master and I owe a sequel where Eleven comes back to seal the rift and then takes Jack and Ianto off as companions. I'll get to it one of these days.

Date: 2014-01-04 02:43 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lexxiescott
It was fun to write. I think I like taking the series and changing things to fix problems I saw in the show. *grins*

Wow, that's amazing. I tried to explain the idea of a fan fiction story with Nigel to Mum today because we saw a house that would have had the perfect spot for him - if the layout of the house wasn't so small and silly - and that's what brought him up. Oh well, more houses tomorrow.

Date: 2014-01-05 10:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lexxiescott
Who knows where plot bunnies come from. *grins* I'm just tickled that Nigel is going to get a story about his move.

Thanks. I'll let everyone know when we find it. :)

Date: 2014-01-06 01:19 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lexxiescott
I have so many plot bunny icons. *grins* I use them quite a lot, to be honest.

That's so awesome. I'm sure I will love it. That's amazing and I can't wait to read it.

Date: 2014-01-07 12:57 am (UTC)
lexxiescott: (plot bunnies 2)
From: [personal profile] lexxiescott
I totally know how it goes. *grins*

Date: 2013-12-30 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
Hee, leave it Jack to form a conga line! ;D

Date: 2013-12-30 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsks.livejournal.com
I say as long as the dear gals hearts and joints are up for it let them of bit of fun. We have seen Owen naked and lived to tell the tale so cancaning seniors are not a problem.

Date: 2013-12-31 06:18 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akawho.livejournal.com
Lucky ladies! I'd love to get into a conga line behind Jack! :)

Date: 2014-01-07 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black59.livejournal.com
Pauvre Owen and Ianto.

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