Drabble: Jack Behaving Badly
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Title: Jack Behaving Badly
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Characters: Jack/Ianto, Gwen
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Gwen is shocked and Ianto is exasperated with Jack. Business as usual then.
Warnings: Use of a very bad joke.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“Sorry to call you boys in on your night off,” Gwen apologised, “but I don’t think I can handle this by myself. Whatever came through the Rift is alive and pretty big.”
“It’s fine, Gwen, Ianto and I were just having a quickie at the café on the Plas,” Jack explained airily.
Gwen’s eyes widened comically as she stared at them, face turning scarlet.
Ianto rolled his eyes.
“Quiche, Jack. How many times do I have to tell you it’s pronounced quiche?”
“I like my name better,” Jack smirked.
“You just like shocking people to see their reaction.”
“That too.”
The End
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Date: 2013-12-04 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 10:02 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2013-12-04 09:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 10:06 pm (UTC)Gwen's mind always goes straight to the worst possible interpretation of Jack's words, she's such an easy target!
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Date: 2013-12-04 09:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 10:13 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2013-12-04 10:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 10:14 pm (UTC)Jack does love to shock people!
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Date: 2013-12-04 10:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 11:13 pm (UTC)I believe the Quiche was very tasty, Ianto probably has the rest of it with him in a doggie back so they can finish it on the way to the Rift alert. Gwen can drive as penance for interrupting their dinner.
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Date: 2013-12-04 11:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 11:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-05 01:36 am (UTC)OMG! Jack is a grown child!!!!
awesome!
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Date: 2013-12-05 01:38 pm (UTC)He'll never grow up, he has too much fun being naughty!
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Date: 2013-12-05 05:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-05 01:49 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2013-12-05 11:25 am (UTC)Great drabble.
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Date: 2013-12-05 02:00 pm (UTC)Jack has an often juvenile sense of humour, but Ianto still loves him!
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Date: 2013-12-05 12:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-05 02:04 pm (UTC)The English language is definitely weird enough that it COULD be prononced 'quickie', but I choose to be different and call it a Kwish. *nods* I'm as bad as Jack sometimes, lol!
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Date: 2013-12-05 04:52 pm (UTC)So funny, loved it!!!
Hugs!!!
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Date: 2013-12-05 10:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-07 01:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-07 01:59 pm (UTC)Always happy to make people laugh!
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Date: 2013-12-10 05:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-10 11:21 am (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2013-12-25 08:45 pm (UTC)Jack is Jack.
what is big and living??? I'm curious...
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Date: 2013-12-25 10:45 pm (UTC)Jack is always going to be Jack, he can't help himself!
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Date: 2014-02-19 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-19 02:51 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2014-02-22 02:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-22 11:00 am (UTC)