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Title: An Apple A Day – Sequel To ‘If You’re Not Careful…’
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Characters: Ianto, Jack, Owen, Tosh, Gwen
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 288, Week 4 – Reverse fandom – Last of the Summer Wine at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif){kind=small}
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Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: The Peruvian Wart meets its final demise.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Episode title = drabble title. It’s just easier that way.
Donning gloves and tucking trouser legs into socks, they began their search, armed with scanners for detecting the missing Wart and forceps for safe retrieval.
“When we find it, I want it destroyed,” Jack ordered.
Owen wasn’t inclined to protest. It was proving more trouble than it was worth trying to study it.
So no one complained when Ianto, spotting it scuttling across the floor, took it out with a well-aimed apple off Gwen’s desk.
“You know the saying, ‘An apple a day keeps the Wart away’.”
“I thought it was Doctor, not Wart,” said Tosh.
Ianto shrugged. “Same difference.”
The End
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- ianto jones,
- jack,
- jack harkness,
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Date: 2013-07-19 01:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-19 02:34 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2013-07-19 01:58 pm (UTC)Glad that thing is gone, and I hope no more came through the Rift with it!
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Date: 2013-07-19 02:44 pm (UTC)Ianto is a fearsome warrior - and I suspect that dig was aimed at both Owen and the Doctor, Ianto's not terribly impressed with either of them at the moment.
Thank you. Took a bit of work to find a title from the last few seasons that would work to complete my Wart trilogy!
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Date: 2013-07-19 02:04 pm (UTC)beware of Ianto!
Awesome!
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Date: 2013-07-19 02:47 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2013-07-19 02:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-19 02:55 pm (UTC)Gwen isn't too pleased about her apple, but Ianto is very good at turning everyday objects into weapons!
Thank you!
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Date: 2013-07-19 02:29 pm (UTC)Ianto shrugged. “Same difference.”
i Laughed out loud at that, great drabble.
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Date: 2013-07-19 03:07 pm (UTC)The last line was where I started, I had to fit the rest of the drabble around it. At least the Wart is no more!
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Date: 2013-07-19 04:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-19 05:45 pm (UTC)Ianto is always quick to react in a crisis. The Wart is no more, time to celebrate! Well, after the nasty spot on the floor has been thoroughly sterilised!
Thank you!
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Date: 2013-07-20 07:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-20 08:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-25 08:47 pm (UTC)And well done fitting this title into the Wart trilogy!
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Date: 2013-07-25 09:51 pm (UTC)Couldn't resist the last lines, though I'm uncertain whether that was a dig at the Doctor, or at Owen for letting the Wart get loose!
Thank you.
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Date: 2014-02-22 03:46 pm (UTC)Well it's a good thing Ianto can squash it with an apple and then they incenerate it! Adore this! Well done. Thank you.
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Date: 2014-02-22 05:10 pm (UTC)Hero of the hour, Ianto Jones!
Thank you.