Drabble: Valueless
Mar. 25th, 2018 04:44 pmTitle: Valueless
Author:
badly_knitted
Characters: Owen, Ianto.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 492: Fake at
tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: The rift brings Torchwood something to hang on their wall.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“Bloody Hell!” Owen stared in disbelief at what the Rift had brought them. “Isn’t that supposed to be hangin’ in the Louvre or somewhere?”
“I’m impressed you know that, Owen. I wouldn’t have taken you for a connoisseur of fine art,” Ianto smirked.
“Up yours! That’s one of the most famous paintings ever; everybody knows the Mona Lisa. Must’ve come from the future, after it’s been lost or stolen again.”
“It probably is from the future,” Ianto agreed.” Sadly, it’s also a fake.”
“How can you know that?”
Ianto shrugged. “Because Leonardo da Vinci didn’t sign his works ‘Big Len’.”
The End
Author:
Characters: Owen, Ianto.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 492: Fake at
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: The rift brings Torchwood something to hang on their wall.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“Bloody Hell!” Owen stared in disbelief at what the Rift had brought them. “Isn’t that supposed to be hangin’ in the Louvre or somewhere?”
“I’m impressed you know that, Owen. I wouldn’t have taken you for a connoisseur of fine art,” Ianto smirked.
“Up yours! That’s one of the most famous paintings ever; everybody knows the Mona Lisa. Must’ve come from the future, after it’s been lost or stolen again.”
“It probably is from the future,” Ianto agreed.” Sadly, it’s also a fake.”
“How can you know that?”
Ianto shrugged. “Because Leonardo da Vinci didn’t sign his works ‘Big Len’.”
The End
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Date: 2018-03-25 05:56 pm (UTC)great drabble
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Date: 2018-03-25 09:20 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2018-03-25 08:44 pm (UTC)LOL definitely :)
(also, the link from tw100 needs fixing)
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Date: 2018-03-25 09:23 pm (UTC)I'll check into that. Been having problems with posting lately. It involves a lot of juggling because Internet Explorer is being a bitch and all the others screw up my formatting. >.
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Date: 2018-03-26 07:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-03-26 07:17 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2018-04-08 02:08 am (UTC)Lol, methinks Owen should reserve his comments and stick to pop art.
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Date: 2018-04-08 10:37 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2018-04-08 06:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-04-08 09:11 pm (UTC)Thank you!