Drabble: Don’t Ask
Mar. 5th, 2017 04:15 pmTitle: Don’t Ask
Author:
badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Owen.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 437: Nothing at
tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Owen is worried about Ianto.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“It’s nothing,” Ianto insisted, turning away from Owen, walking stiffly.
“That’s hardly nothing, teaboy! Look at you, stiff as a board and walkin’ funny. What’s the problem? Is it your back? Your ribs? Your hip? You landed pretty hard yesterday when that alien threw you against the wall. Might have a hairline fracture, I should run a scan to be sure.”
“I said I’m okay.”
“I’m a doctor, you can tell me anything.”
“Fine. I’m walking funny because the lace panties I’m wearing chafe. Happy now?”
“I SO didn’t need to know that,” Owen groaned.
“Serves you right for asking.”
The End
Author:
Characters: Ianto, Owen.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 437: Nothing at
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Owen is worried about Ianto.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“It’s nothing,” Ianto insisted, turning away from Owen, walking stiffly.
“That’s hardly nothing, teaboy! Look at you, stiff as a board and walkin’ funny. What’s the problem? Is it your back? Your ribs? Your hip? You landed pretty hard yesterday when that alien threw you against the wall. Might have a hairline fracture, I should run a scan to be sure.”
“I said I’m okay.”
“I’m a doctor, you can tell me anything.”
“Fine. I’m walking funny because the lace panties I’m wearing chafe. Happy now?”
“I SO didn’t need to know that,” Owen groaned.
“Serves you right for asking.”
The End
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Date: 2017-03-05 04:28 pm (UTC)great drabble
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Date: 2017-03-05 05:25 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2017-03-05 07:32 pm (UTC)Owen, do not insist asking if you don't want to get those answers ...
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Date: 2017-03-05 07:48 pm (UTC)I'm with Owen on this one, that was an overshare no one neded to know about. Jack needs to re-think some of his kinks....
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Date: 2017-03-05 08:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-05 10:05 pm (UTC)Owen should know by now that the answers he gets probably won't be to his liking!
Thank you!
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Date: 2017-03-05 10:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-05 10:14 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2017-03-06 09:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-06 10:20 pm (UTC)Thank you!