Drabble: Handy Hoix
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Title: Handy Hoix
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Characters: Hoix.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 424: Hunger at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Even a Hoix has its uses.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Hoix are eating machines. Anything organic will do, they’re even less fussy than weevils in that respect. In fact, a Hoix is probably the only creature anywhere that would eat a Weevil.
About the only thing safe from a Hoix’s appetite is another Hoix. If that weren’t the case, they’d each themselves into extinction. The hunger of the Hoix is legendary.
The one in Torchwood’s cells is no exception; it can eat its own bodyweight every day and still want more. Torchwood would be facing bankruptcy from feeding it, but for one thing.
It’s a really excellent garbage disposal unit.
The End
Author:
badly_knittedCharacters: Hoix.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 424: Hunger at
tw100.Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Even a Hoix has its uses.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
Hoix are eating machines. Anything organic will do, they’re even less fussy than weevils in that respect. In fact, a Hoix is probably the only creature anywhere that would eat a Weevil.
About the only thing safe from a Hoix’s appetite is another Hoix. If that weren’t the case, they’d each themselves into extinction. The hunger of the Hoix is legendary.
The one in Torchwood’s cells is no exception; it can eat its own bodyweight every day and still want more. Torchwood would be facing bankruptcy from feeding it, but for one thing.
It’s a really excellent garbage disposal unit.
The End
