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bk_forever ([personal profile] bk_forever) wrote2015-01-13 04:56 pm

Drabble: Accidental Emergency

Title: Accidental Emergency

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, mentions Owen

Rating: PG

Written For: Challenge 326 – Doctor’s Visit at [livejournal.com profile] tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto and Jack are seeking medical help elsewhere.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.





“Don’t know why we had to come here,” Jack moaned as they sat in the waiting room at A&E. “We have a doctor on staff.”



“Correction, we have Owen, which is precisely why we’re here,” Ianto replied tartly. “He still hasn’t stopped teasing me about the time I got groin strain when you wanted to experiment with different positions. No way am I seeing him about this; I’d never hear the end of it!”



“Mr Jones, if you’ll come this way.”



Ianto followed the nurse towards the treatment area, Jack close beside him.



“You’re explaining how we got glued together!”



The End


[identity profile] wavingkilts.livejournal.com 2015-01-13 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha! I would love to hear what they came up with for how they got stuck together!

[identity profile] wavingkilts.livejournal.com 2015-01-13 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha well I am sure something will come up! I have started checking that link up!

[identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com 2015-01-13 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!! I wasn't going to say anything but when you have a kid plus glue, ANYTHING can and will happen. Please! You've GOT to come up with how Jack got himself and Ianto glued together. (Nail polish remover helps unglue things, like hands, etc)

[identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com 2015-01-13 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO!! OMG I got coffee all over the place!

Jeez I gotta watch what I say :D Let me leave you with this one: A zipper accident, a sleepy male, and an unbelievable octave range. (My son had an accident catching his most intimate friend in his zipper when he put his jeans on too early in the morning. I couldn't understand what was wrong until I saw his father DYING laughing with the pillow over his face. Apparently this "accident" was something than ran in his family.... Took that nitwit 20 minutes to get himself under control to go help his son... didn't know Son could reach that note.

[identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com 2015-01-13 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Remind me NEVER to read her stories outside of my home!! OMG, as Owen say, brain bleach ... after a suitable interval!! This is hysterical :D :D Thanks :D

[identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com 2015-01-14 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
O.o Hahaha what HAS Jack gone an done now LOL

great drabble.

[personal profile] jo02 2015-01-15 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)

Lol, I'm thinking if they can drive to the ER, or get a taxi, then they're not naked - or not mostly naked - so it was probably something (mostly) benign they were doing.

Not that Owen would believe that :)

[identity profile] m-findlow.livejournal.com 2015-01-17 10:37 am (UTC)(link)

That's a good point, and I'm sure Ianto would not have allowed them to turn up at A&E if they couldn't get dressed first.

[identity profile] jsks.livejournal.com 2015-01-18 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa! They had better hope Owen doesn't have on staff.

[identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com 2015-02-06 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What the heck? Did they try another alien sex toy? LOL

[identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com 2015-03-02 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
lol!
That'll teach them to read the label on tIe "lube"! :-)