Drabble: Zoo Or False? – Sequel to ‘Disaster Averted’

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Title: Zoo Or False? – Sequel to ‘Disaster Averted’

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack Drabble: Zoo Or False? – Sequel to ‘Disaster Averted’

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 316 – Reverse Fandom – How I Met Your Mother at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Just when they thought it was over and they could go home…

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Title is the prompt used.

They dropped the defabricator, now safely switched off, back at the Hub and left the SUV there too before heading home in Ianto’s car.

As Ianto pulled into his driveway, Jack nudged him.

“Ianto?”

“What?”

“There’s a wallaby eating your flowers.”

Ianto turned his head so fast he nearly gave himself whiplash and he just managed to avoid driving into the wall.

“Oh crap! Where’s the net?”

“In the SUV.”

“Typical. Throw your coat over it!”

They got it at the third try; the front yard was too small for it to escape.

Wallaby or alien? That was the question.

TBC in ‘Identifying The Impossible'

Comments

[jedi-harkness.livejournal.com]

Hah, it would go to Ianto's place! *giggles*

[bk_forever]

Sensible wallaby really, where better to go?

Thank you!

[bluelilacs.livejournal.com]

Leave it to Torchwood to have the thing that ended up not being their problem turn up on their doorstep.

[bk_forever]

Of course! Where else would it go on a night like this? There's some sort of Torchwood rule that covers this, I'm sure. Sort of, if you're looking for something, it'll show up in the last place you'd think of looking, lol!

Thank you!

[lilyrose225.livejournal.com]

Oh no! Ianto's flowers! (it figures. it really does--of course they can't just be finished for the night.) For the record, I still think that thing is an alien. Just saying.

[bk_forever]

On the bright side, at least they found it without having to chase it all around Cardiff!

Ianto's flowers will probably recover. Mostly.

When is a wallaby not a wallaby?

Thank you!

[lilyrose225.livejournal.com]

When a wallaby be a wall. (Hmm... sounded better in my head...) When it's an alien POSING as a wallaby. Or better yet, an alien INSIDE a wallaby--think Men in Black.

I'll bet it talks, too. Just like Frank the Pug. Or it turns green. It's an alien wallaby that turns green and isn't violently ill from eating Ianto's heirloom flowers.

With an exploding head. Because this is Torchwood. (Who knows? Maybe their heads explode all the time.)

[bk_forever]

LOL! The explanation might prove a little tame for you after all that! You'll have to wait and see ;)

[too-beauty.livejournal.com]

of course he would go where he knows Ianto will take care of him!!!!

[bk_forever]

Everything turns up on Ianto's doorstep, lol! Ianrto isn't very impressed.

Thank you!

[awieatti.livejournal.com]

Well, at least the wallaby / alien / whatever it is doesn't appear to be dangerous... :D

[bk_forever]

Well, not unless you're a flower...

Thank you!

[milady-dragon.livejournal.com]

Hey now, no eating Ianto's flowers!

I'm betting it's just a wallaby. Unless it suddenly morphs into a huge green alien with lots of teeth!

[bk_forever]

The 'wallaby' is suitably chastised.

Well, it's Torchwood, you never know!

Thank you!

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

Well at least they caught it.

great drabble.

[bk_forever]

Now they just have to figure out what to do with it!

Thank you!

[asia27.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! Poor Ianto, there goes his garden... and is that really a wallaby?

[bk_forever]

Lol! The lot of a Torchwood agent is a sad one.

You'll have to read on to find out ;)

[bk_forever]

Teleporting Wallaby, lol! That would be fun - but probably hard to catch!

Thank you!

[timelordshines.livejournal.com]

Hehe, lucky it chose Ianto's flowers to eat ;-)

[bk_forever]

It must have been fate!

Thank you!