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Title: Instant Coffee Blues

Author: [livejournal.com profile] badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, mentions Jack

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 310 – Caffeine at [livejournal.com profile] tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto and Jack’s dinner date doesn’t end well.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Title from Guy Clark’s song of the same name.






Ianto was appalled. How could such a swanky restaurant be so backward in one vital respect? If he were a restaurant critic, he decided, he would definitely not recommend eating there.



The food had been excellent, the ambience pleasant and welcoming, the service faultless, the staff polite and the standards of hygiene beyond reproach. Even the prices were reasonable. He and Jack had thoroughly enjoyed their meals.



Then they’d made their one mistake; they’d ordered coffee.



It had been served in elegant cups, along with after dinner mints, but even beautiful presentation couldn’t disguise the fact that it was instant!



The End



Date: 2014-03-16 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
Haha, you think about nothing but coffee lately, right? :D (are you somehow related to Ianto? xD )
But nice drabble! Instant coffee truly is the devil, oh yes.

Date: 2014-03-16 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] milady-dragon.livejournal.com
Now that is just a crime. I bet they charged a lot for those coffees, too!

Date: 2014-03-17 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com
Oh now that's not right instant coffee served at a high class restaurant!! Also don't dare serve Instant to Ianto if you know whats good for you LOL

Great drabble

Date: 2014-03-17 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timelordshines.livejournal.com
Oh no! Way to ruin a lovely date!

Date: 2014-03-17 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
Ah okay, that makes sense :D
I'm looking forward to the FAKE drabble(s) ;)

Date: 2014-03-17 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia27.livejournal.com
..."instant coffee"...? Really? After such an elegant dinner! They'll be lucky if Ianto doesn't decide to get even, maybe by letting a few weevils trash the place! Oh, the horror of it!

Great caffein drabble :D

Date: 2014-03-18 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duochan-maxwell.livejournal.com
God, I'd be offended if I was served instant ANYWHERE. In such high class restaurant the least I expect is an espresso (maybe a French press)

Date: 2014-03-18 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] too-beauty.livejournal.com
OMG! how could they do that to the Coffee King?
so true!! instant coffee!! puagggggggg

Date: 2014-03-18 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] red-day-dawning.livejournal.com
Omg! Instant coffee. That's beyond travesty. I don't even have it in the house (in case it contaminates my precious coffee beans). Oh dear, I'm another coffee despot. A Ianto in the making.

Date: 2014-03-19 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
Alrighty, I'm looking forward to the kitten drabbles! :D

Yes, that would be great, thanks! One can never have enough prompts for drabbles :)

Date: 2014-03-19 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedi-harkness.livejournal.com
I'm with Ianto there; that is wrong on so many levels!

Date: 2014-03-19 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
Leprechauns?! xD No problem, I think I have an idea for a drabble...

Don't rush it, I'll just wait patiently for the kitty ;)

Date: 2014-03-20 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] awieatti.livejournal.com
Haha, I bet :D I will probably upload it today. ;)

Date: 2014-03-26 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black59.livejournal.com
coffee coffee coffee argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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