Drabble: Creature Feature
Feb. 15th, 2014 04:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Title: Creature Feature
Author: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
badly_knitted
Characters: Tosh, Ianto, Team
Rating: G
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Torchwood never knows what will come through the Rift next…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: For star54kar’s prompt, "It's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater!"
They really should have been accustomed by now to the strange creatures the Rift took pleasure in dumping on an unsuspecting Cardiff.
However, the monstrosity now hovering in front of them had come as something of a surprise.
“It's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater!” Tosh gasped. “Whoever wrote that song must have seen one!”
“Sheb Woolley,” Ianto said distractedly.
“What?”
“The writer.”
“Oh.”
The one eyed, one horned, flying purple creature glared at them.
“I’ll have you know I most certainly do not eat people! That’s slander! I happen to be a vegetarian,” it said huffily.
The End
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Date: 2014-02-15 06:37 pm (UTC)And the ending ... hahahahahahaha
Hilarious and brilliant as usual! :)
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Date: 2014-02-15 07:27 pm (UTC)LOL
amazing!!!!
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Date: 2014-02-15 07:29 pm (UTC)Poor purple veggie eater, people just don't understand it!
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Date: 2014-02-15 07:30 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-02-16 02:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-16 07:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-16 10:14 am (UTC)That was so cute and funny. Well done! :D
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Date: 2014-02-16 11:08 am (UTC)Great drabble.
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Date: 2014-02-16 11:21 am (UTC)Poor alien though, everyomne runs away because they think it will eat them, lol!
Thank you.
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Date: 2014-02-16 11:42 am (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2014-02-16 11:45 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2014-02-16 11:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-16 10:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-16 10:56 pm (UTC)So many aliens are simply misunderstood, lol!
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Date: 2014-02-18 06:41 pm (UTC)LOL! The critter should find a good lawyer and sue for slander and libel!
A very inventive and wonderful drabble.
:D :D :D
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Date: 2014-02-18 07:45 pm (UTC)Sorry you got in trouble over it. It's a good thing you weren't reading the one I've just written!
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Date: 2014-02-18 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-18 10:28 pm (UTC)They're not all funny though, I posted a sad one today and I have some serious ones written as well.
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Date: 2014-02-19 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-19 02:13 pm (UTC)I can't imagine Gwen being anything BUT annoying, lol! I should do some rewatching myself, but I can't find the time.
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Date: 2014-02-19 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-02-22 02:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-22 10:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-22 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-02-22 11:56 am (UTC)Alens must get mis-represented a lot!
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Date: 2014-03-26 08:11 pm (UTC)super!
I have lots of nice stories to read.
I start to laugh ..
Ianto knows everything, Ianto sees everything , Ianto ... okay he is omniscient!
It must be for manage Jack!
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Date: 2014-03-26 08:29 pm (UTC)Thank you!