Drabble: Oh Crumbs!

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Title: Oh Crumbs!

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack

Rating: G

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto is less than pleased with Jack.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: This one’s for milady_dragon. Prompt at the end.

After a long and tiring day at work, Ianto and Jack headed home, more than ready for an early night.

As he was sliding wearily into bed, Ianto froze.

Something was digging into his arse, and it wasn’t the pleasing something that usually dug into him when he shared his bed with Jack.

Reaching down carefully, he felt around and… Just as he thought!

“Crumbs! Jack, what have I told you about eating crackers in bed?”

“Ummmm, use a plate?” Jack mumbled.

“No, I think you’ll find that what I actually said was ‘Don’t’.”

“Sorry?”

“You will be!”

Jack winced.

The End

A/N: Prompt ‘Jack gets cracker crumbs in bed and Ianto is not amused’.

Comments

[asia27.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! Poor Jack, why dosen't he just leave the snacks outside the bedroom? And just when he was so sure there would be fun before sleeping! :D ;D :D

[bk_forever]

A tired Ianto is a grumpy Ianto. Jack had better clean up the bed and let Ianto get some sleep, then maybe he'll get lucky in the morning!

Thank you.

[asia27.livejournal.com]

Love this icon! And so appropriate for this drabble! :D :D :D

[bk_forever]

That's why I used it - Jack's getting the punishment he deserves!

Thank you!

[too-beauty.livejournal.com]

I hate crumbs in bed too!
Jack will be sleeping on the couch!!!

[bk_forever]

Or Ianto will sleep on the couch and Jack can sleep with the crumbs. lol!

Thank you!

[anastasisrick.livejournal.com]

Jack should be punished for a week at least. We have a saying here that crumbs on bed bring nightmares. And that's something neither would like while cuddling warmly. :)

[bk_forever]

He definitely deserves punishment, but what can Ianto do to punish Jack that won't mean punishing himself too? If he makes Jack sleep on the couch, then Ianto has to sleep alone. If Ianto bans sex for a week, then he doesn't get any either... Poor Ianto can't win!


You're right, they really don't need nightmares!

Thank you.

[anastasisrick.livejournal.com]

Well, Ianto seems like a resourceful, young man, and don't forget he's in charge of the Hub AND of coffee! :)

[bk_forever]

True! He'll make Jack do paperwork with only Decaf to drink, that's a fitting punishment!

[iantojjackh.livejournal.com]

Jack needs to be banished to the couch for a while.

[bk_forever]

Which would leave Ianto alone with the crumbs...

I think Ianto should maske Jack change the sheets all by himself.

Thank you.

[iantojjackh.livejournal.com]

Jack gets banished after Ianto makes him clean up of course.

[bk_forever]

LOL! Yes, that would work ;)

[milady-dragon.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe this will teach Jack to eat with his mouth closed? Or maybe not to just get caught.

This was just fantastic. LOL!

[bk_forever]

Glad you liked it! There will be others from your prompts, I have a lot of drabbles written and ready for posting thanks to the prompts from my f-list!

Jack will hopefully be less careless with crumbs in future, lol!

Thank you!

[black59.livejournal.com]

argghhhh
bad Jack!!

[bk_forever]

Very bad! Ianto is not happy having crumbs in uncomfortable places!

Thank you!

[owensheart.livejournal.com]

Ooh Jacks in trouble now hee hee.

[bk_forever]

Serious trouble! Ianto doesn't like crumbs in bed, they get in uncomfortable places when you sleep in the nude!

Thank you!

[jedi-harkness.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh, I think Jack's sleeping on the couch tonight...

[bk_forever]

Or on the floor with the rest of the crumbs!

Thank you!

[jsks.livejournal.com]

Team Ianto on crumbs in the bed.

[bk_forever]

Somehow, they feel like boulders if you find yourself lying on them, don't they. Ianto should make Jack sleep by himself in the crumby bed!

Thank you.

[forsaken2003.livejournal.com]

Oh Jack. You deserve what you have coming to you! Don't mess with Ianto LOL

[bk_forever]

Especially not when Ianto's tired and wants to go to bed!

Thank you!

[akawho.livejournal.com]

Uh oh! Sounds like Jack is getting decaf for awhile... LOL

[alexa-raven.livejournal.com]

I would say that Ianto should teach Jack how to use the dust buster but that might not be a good idea in hindsight.. That was cute. Well done!

[bk_forever]

Thank you!

Jack in charge of any kind of vacuum cleaner would probably be a bad idea, lol! The sheets might not survive!

[alexa-raven.livejournal.com]

Yeah maybe it would lol! Hmmmm looks like decaf for awhile. Though it would be like Ianto to break out a mini vacumn cleaner and to tell Jack to go sleep on the sofa or well it would be a disaster for Ianto and his sleepiness if Jack tried to make the bed hmmm. It's cute I loved this thank you for writing it.

So Jack is frustrated and grumpy no caffeine,

NOt a good combo but haha fitting punishment.

[bk_forever]

Ianto will sleep in the guest room, Jack can have the bed - and crumbs - all to himself, and he'll be on decaf for a week, with a sdtrict 'No food in the bedroom' rule in place! I think that would be fair punishment!

Thank you.

[bk_forever]

I think that's a safe bet!

Thank you.

[cjulina.livejournal.com]

Lol! If Ianto ever learns the trick to get Jack to stop, he can pass it on to me. 4 years of trying and I still can't get the boyfriend to not snack in bed.

[bk_forever]

Ouch! 4 years of crumbs, you must have the patience of a saint! I'm glad I have a bed to myself, lol!

I think Ianto ids probably fighting a losing battle, he'll just have to try providing snacks that don't leave crumbs!

Thank you!

[mango-apple.livejournal.com]

Like it muchly :)

[bk_forever]

Thank you!

Poor Jack is in the doghouse again. He never learns!

[tardisjournal.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh! Jack's in trouble, all right. Ianto is not the type to suffer crumbs gladly--and in the bed of all places!

Bad, bad Jack.

[bk_forever]

Oh dear me yes, Jack is not going to be a happy Jack, I see decaf in his future!

Thank you!