All of the Torchwood Jacks are cross-eyed! I have three Torchwood Jacks, each with his own Ianto, one Jack in his greatcoat, who also has a Ianto, and the ninth and eleventh Doctors, who each have one of the Doctor Who versions of Jack in his flight suit. They're all in their living room having breakfast.

I had the two flight suited Jacks and one Torchwood Jack before I got a Ianto. When I introduced them, Ianto fell over. I think he fainted from the shock!