I almost dropped it in the bath a couple of times I was laughing so hard. My favorite so far is the one that says "if you think our wait staff is rude, you should see our manager". Part of me wants to make something similar to hang up in our office at the hospital. *snickers*

Oh no, I hope the headache is from the stress. Because new glasses and chocolate are too important to be causing headaches. Awesome you were able to get your new glasses. How are they working for you?