My day's been a disaster from beginning to end, this was just one infuriating thing among many *sigh*

However, thesilversun's instructions work - I'm back on the old style. Just find the speech bubble with the question mark in it, click it and you'll find a way to switch back. I don't like the old update page very much, but it's still a hell of a lot better than this monstrosity they're trying to foist on us now!