Drabble: Squeeze

[bk_forever]

Title: Squeeze
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Jack Ianto.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 512: Squeeze at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Jack has asked Ianto to do some odd things at times, but this takes the cake.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.




“Okay, I’ll grip it here, you grip it farther down.” There was an expression of intense concentration on Jack’s face.


“This is ridiculous!” Ianto had been asked to do some weird things, but this…


“Don’t argue, just do it!”


“Fine. Here?”


“Yes, like that. Now when I tell you, squeeze as hard as you can. Got it?”


“I think I can handle that.”


“Good.” Jack adjusted their aim. “Ready, and squeeze!”


They both did, and Jack shouted in triumph.


“There has to be an easier way of getting the last of the ketchup out of the squeezy bottle,” Ianto muttered.



The End

Comments

[m-findlow.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it's easier to concede defeat and accept that a new bottle will cause a lot less grief.

[bk_forever]

I'm sure you're right, but Jack hates to be beaten ;)

Thank you!

[raynewton.livejournal.com]

They must be eating chips, and Jack knows what's proper, need ketchup, not what my bad mind thought they were doing

[bk_forever]

*giggles* I do try to tease my readers.

Pie and chips I think. If it was fish and chips they'd break out the salt and vinegar!

Thank you.