Drabble: Big Is Better

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Title: Big Is Better
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 511: Insect at tw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto finds an exception to one of Jack’s phobias.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.





Walking away from the small spaceship where they’d just given the lost travellers directions to their destination, Ianto shook his head, smirking. “How is that you run screaming from tiny, inoffensive little insects, but can be perfectly happy to sit around chatting with a roomful of man-sized ones?” he asked curiously.


“Because I know they don’t sting and won’t get in my food, crawl up my leg, fly up my nose or in my mouth, or cause any other kind of trouble. It’s not insects I don’t like, it little creepy crawly bugs!”


“Ah, so with insects, size matters?”


“Definitely!”



The End

Comments

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The only thing I'm creeped by is spiders, but there are insects that I kill on sight because of the damage they do to my plants.

Thank you!